Tess
"We're The Thumb Buddies." You have got to be kidding me! That's what they're called? Thumb Buddies? More like the idiot buddies.
"And you've just been thumbed." That is such a stupid catchphrase. "
"What?"
"You shut up! Quick, run to the Thumb-mobile and get the rope!"
"Okay Joey!"
"Over there! Quick, hurry, we're going live! Hi, I'm Kimberly Cross, and we're coming to you live, for an exclusive report on super criminal, Stainless Steve. Excuse me, sir? Is that Stainless Steve? And did you capture him?"
"Oh. Uh, yeah. Well, we did." Not really. It was Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Hood Danger that caught him. These two assholes just ran Captain Man over.
"Wooooo! Thumb Buddies! Yeah!!!" One of the idiot thumb men tie Stainless Steve up.
"I'm sorry, who was..."
"Oh, that was my partner, Mark!" Ok, professional partner or more than friends-partner?
"And you are..?"
"I'm Joey. Me and Mark are the Thumb Buddies!"
"The Thumb Buddies."
"Thumb Buddies!!!"
"We fight crime!" Oh...They're Vigilantes?
"I see. So, are you two guys--"
"Hey sorry! Me and my buddy got to take that criminal to the cops!"
"But I just have a few questions!"
"Sorry bro, we're on duty! C'mon, Mark!"
"Thumb Buddies!" The men get into the car that hit Uncle Ray and drive off with Stainless Steve attached to their bumper.
"Proving once again that real crime fighters don't always have time for interviews." Unless they have big egos like Captain Man. Uncle Ray and Hen come back too late.
"Hey...hey. What's up?"
"What's going on?"
"Are we on the news?"
"Yes. As you can see, I'm now with Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Hood Danger who has just appeared out of nowhere." Out of nowhere--I was here the whole time!
"So...what's up?"
"What's up?"
"Sup with you?"
"Wh...whaddya mean?"
"What do you want?" Bitch.
"Oh. Well, we figured you'd want to interview us about Stainless Steve...you know...The people of Swellview might wanna know the city is safe once again...thanks to us...you're welcome."
"Dude...dude...dude...dude..."
"What what what? Do you not see me on the news?!?"
"Stainless Steve is gone."
"What? Where'd Stainless Steve go?!?"
"Oh, he was captured by The Thumb Buddies."
"What? Uh, I think you're mistaken."
"I'm sorry, sounded you said 'somebodies'"
"'Cuz we captured Stainless Steve, and...I don't know what she's saying. And I'm trying to explain to her...that he and I were the ones that captured Stainless Steve. I got hit by something and flew over there..."
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
