Tess
"It's not the floor crouton. You're in labor!" That's labor for this alien pregnancy? So...Um...Where's the baby going to come out from since Uncle Ray is indestructible, it can't come out from his stomach. I'm just hoping that it doesn't come out from down below.
"You're about to give alien birth!"
"Gaahhh! Ahhh!"
"This is amazing."
"Don't look at me!"
"Charlotte, get some towels. Jasper, put on some Cardi B. We're having an alien baby!"
"Sorry, kid, you and Tess are gonna have to handle those thieves by yourselves."
"No problem. I got a great entrance line. I'm gonna walk right up to them and say, 'You probably think you're so--'"
"Daaahhhh! Ahhh! YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
"Garlic on the crouton!"
"Okay, I'll say it when we get there." Hen closes his watch.
"We gotta run."
"Yeah, just give me two minutes and I'll be ready to go." She seriously doesn't think she's coming with us, does she?
"Go where?"
"To Grease On Earth. It's crime fightin' time!" She's seriously thinking that she's coming with us. Sorry little girl but, no!
"No no no no no no no no no no. No."
"Captain Man's having an alien baby. You and Tess need my help."
"No we do not. I need you to stay here and cover for me."
"But I have this great idea for a crimefighting character."
"You're not coming, Piper."
"I got this Viking helmet, these roller skates, and this dope hoodie that says, 'Rollin' Thunder.' Guess what I'm gonna call myself?"
"What the hoodie says?"
"I'm absolutely not gonna guess what you're gonna call--"
"'Rollllllllllllllinnnn' Thunderrrrrrrr!'" I was right.
"I need you to stayyyyy herrrrrrrre."
"Ugh, fiiiiine."
"Okay? Promise me?"
"Cross my hizzy, hope to dizzy." She's lying.
"Hizzy? That's outdated slang. You're lying, aren't you?" Big time.
"Yeah."
"You know what, fine you can come." Is Hen being serious?
"Let's hit the bricks, doll." Nope, he was also lying.
"No you're lying."
"Yep. Love you byyeeee!"
"Oh come o--" Hen lasers Piper and she goes down. Hen catches Piper and sets her down gently.
"Yup. Yeahhhhh." Hen and I leave for Grease On Earth.
Grease On Earth
Hen and I get there as Kid Danger and Hood Danger. We come out through the back and see two guys stealing a lot of barrels of grease.
"You guys must slick you're pretty slick." Grease pun.
"What?"
"Yeah what?" Dumbasses.
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
