Tess
And Hen just vacuumed Char up. Uh oh!
"Ah!" When did Jasp get here?
"AHHHHHH!!! GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!" And Jasp is beating the vacuum with a golf club.
"Wait, wait, beating on it won't help."
"Then what are we supposed to do?"
"Figure out a way to get Char out of the damn vacuum!"
"Get me outta this thing!" At least Char can still hear and talk to us in that vacuum.
"We don't know how, we're freaking out!"
"Okay okay okay okay, we just need--just need to calm down and deal with the fact that Charlotte just got sucked into a black hole thingy and is in the vacuum and I don't know what else to do, let's just beat it!" And here they go with beating. I love and hate both men in the room right now.
"Ahhh! Give us back our friend!"
"How is this helping me?!"
"I have no idea, Char."
Later
Finally got Hen and Jasp to stop beating up the damn vacuum.
"You guys, where am I? It's hot, I'm surrounded by trash, and it smells awful."
"Did that thing send you to my house?"
"Uhhhh here, there's a switch that says 'Unsuck'. Let's turn it on and see if we can get her out." Hen presses the unsuck button and the vacuum malfunctions and part of it breaks. That's not good.
"What was that? Did the vacuum break?" Yes, it did and we're in trouble now.
"Um...no? Nothing broke." Hen turns to Jasp and I.
"Oh my God, it just broke!"
"Is Henry doing that thing where he says something out loud and then quietly says the oppsite?" Yes, he is.
"No, no I'm not! That's exactly what I'm doing." Here come Mr. Hart, Mrs. Hart, and Piper coming down the stairs. Where did Piper get the ice cream?
"Alright, we gotta get her out of this thing."
"Yes! Get me outta this thing!"
"Okay, I don't know how, but I'm gonna figure out a way to get you outta there. Okay?"
"You better! I'm sick of being trapped in here."
"What the whole truck-o'-butts is going on?!" Uh oh.
"Okay, people have got to stop sneaking up behind me!" I tap Hen on the shoulder and spook him.
"Okay, Tess! Don't do that!"
"Were you just talking to that vacuum cleaner?"
"Ha! Umm--"
"Can you not hear me?! SHOULD I TALK LOUDER?" No, you shouldn't right now.
"No!"
"Shhh!"
"Henry, what is going on?"
"Uh well...See I was--I was--vacuuming with this vacuum..."
"That's not our vacuum."
"Yeah, where'd that come from?"
"Yea it came from the um..."
"And why is it talking?"
"Because it's uh..."
"Helloooooo?!"
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
