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Tess

 Uncle Ray falls out of the helicopter. 

"Okay...Okay...It's all good. It's okay...It's okay...He's indestructible...so it's not a problem...that he flew outta the helicopter..." A couple of minutes later and I'm not the only girl in the helicopter.

"Okay...soooo...where do you guys wanna go?"

"We wanna go whenever you wanna go." We HaVe No BrAiNcElL iN oUr HeAdS!

"Good answer. Whoa! Whoa! Oh wow, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't--I did not mean to do that." I just roll my eyes. 

"I'm so sorry." This was the most uncomfortable helicopter ride ever. 

A couple of days later-Man Cave

So, I haven't be successful on getting Uncle Ray to make Hood Danger official but, the closet I've gotten so far is now kind of living here when Jasp isn't home or Iris and Hugo are home. 

"Hey Ray...Ray..."

"Hey, you're supposed to be getting to work now, why aren't here?"

"Oh, Uncle Ray--"

"Tessa, I've already said no!" I just pout. I've been fighting crime with him and Hen for almost 3 years now! It's time for Hood Danger to be come official. 

"Uh, 'cuz I can't come in to work--I'm sick."

"Oh, so you're in the hospital?"

"Uncle Ray..."

"Uh...Well, no, I'm not in the hospital but I'm not feelin' that--"

"Henry, we're crime fighters. And since don't blow off work when they're sick, neither do Captain Man and Kid Danger."

"What about Hood Danger?"

"Tessa! Not now!"

"Ray..."

"I mean, you ever seen me blow off work?"

"That is not a fair statement."

"Okay, that's not fair!"

"Why is it not fair?"

"Because! You've been indestructible since you were eight and Mrs. Nicholas was 18, you can't get sick!"

"That's right, so...be more like me."

"Look, my mom says I can't come in to work, so..."

"Your mom?"

"Yeah." 

"Want me to come talk to her?"

"Ew! Uncle Ray!"

"Okay, you know what? I'll be there in ten minutes."

"Nehahahahahaha!" Hen hangs up.

"So, Uncle Ray?"

"Tess, I've already said no. It was already risky enough when I took you and Henry along to fight Drex. He could have put you into a coma."

"So? He spanked Hen and then You and Schwoz gave him a super power! All I got was a long healing process."

"That's not the point, Tess! Your parents already died at the hands of a villain, I'm not losing you the same way."

"But, you're ok with losing Hen to the hands of a villain?" 

"Tess! He's not a blood relative like you are! I've already lost my sister, your mother, and my brother-in-law, your father! I'm not taking a chance on losing you! Now, stop bugging me about this!" I know Uncle Ray is done with talking about it, but I have a feeling that with enough pestering, I'll get him to change his mind. 

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