Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

62

Tess

We walk into another part of the tunnels to find a bunch of mole people staring at us? Huh, Mole people really do exist. 

"Mole people!"

"Hey, look. A downside. Looks like a bunch of mole people dude."

"It is a bunch of mole people. The same ones that blew up the Man Cave." That was a mole person!

"Yeah, but that was like, one mole guy. This is, like...like a bunch of mole people dude."

"Mole people are everywhere!" Should have expected the voice to be annoying.

"See I don't like that. I don't like when they do that."

"My Mom always said that mole people would sneak into my room at night if I didn't eat my dinner." Back when Iris pretended to give a damn about Jasp and I. 

"She's right, we do."

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Seriously?!"

"Look, I don't care what anyone does in Jasper's bedroom. What I do care about is that you mole people are in our tunnels. Now get outta here!" I have a feeling that these were theres before we discover the existence of these tunnels. 

"Your tunnels?!"

"Yeah." 

"Our mole Fathers dug these tunnels centuries ago!" I was right. 

"Well, we found 'em hours ago. So that means they're ours."

"Yah! 'Cause that's how America works." Unfortunately, Schwoz is right.  

"Ehhh, so sorry not anymore."

"We like to pretend that didn't happen."

"Get out of our tunnels!"

"What if we say no?" I don't think we have much of a choice. 

"What are you gonna do about it, Hairy Underwood?" 

"Well I could tell you. But I'd rather leave you in the dark!" And it goes dark. We get attacked by the Mole people. Hen turns the flashlight on his phone on and Uncle Ray is beating up Jasp. 

"Why...won't...you...die?!"

"Stop hitting me!"

"Oh, sorry, your face is very mole-like in the dark."

"Get off me!"

"What is wrong with you?!"

"I'm afraid of the dark." By now, we have our flashlights on our phones on. 

"Well there's light now."

"Sometimes it's just nice to be held."

"Get--"

"Aye!" Char gets Schwoz off of him. 

"Alright! Time to mash up some guaca-mole-y..."

"Okay, every--everybody just relax! Okay, just calm down. Alright just chill out!" The lights go up. 

"Ah! Terry turn the lights down. It hurts my eyes! I can't see." The lights come back down. 

"That's mole like it." The sound of the claws clicking together sounds like bones clacking against one another.

"Now, why can't we share the tunnels?"

"Yeah, there's gotta be a way for both of us to use these."

"Well...you could pay a mole tax." A mole what now?