Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

And there's the plans for the Omega weapon.

"I'll call you back." It's a good thing we got the plans before the villains could do anything with them. Who knows what could have happened if we didn't.

A couple of days later

We come down the tubes after fighting the Time Jerker. We're wearing togas since we ran through ancient Rome and why did Schwoz build the Omega weapon this time? 

"See, eating turkey legs just makes me feel more manly."

"See, that's how I feel about grilled cheese." I have no idea what the conversion is even about anymore.

"What? Oooh hey Schwoz, gimme some of that cereal."

"No!" 

"Wait--are you building the Omega Weapon again?!" 

"Yes." 

"The one that can take away Ray's superpower?"

"The same!"

"What did he do this time?" 

"Why do you keep building that?!"

"Well why do you keep pinching my cheeks and stealing my cereal every morning?!" Not this again. 

"Because you're so cute when you get mad. Now gimme some of that Sweet Bootie Crunch!" Hen and I hold Uncle Ray back. Why is there a graduation cap by where Piper was sitting? Is she graduating with us? Which reminds me, I need to do some hacking into the school systems in order for Hen to graduate. I'm aware he hasn't been in school much in like the last year or so, but I'm making sure he's not getting left behind. 

"Hey hey!"

"Whoa whoa."

"It's got ten essential vitamins and minerals and is part of a balanced breakfast! Get that away from me!" Where's Jasp? I see Char, Piper, and Schwoz. No Jasp. 

"Okay stop! Stop! Everybody stop!"

"Look he's so cute! Look at his face!"

"I'm not cute you're cute!"

"We're all cute, okay?! We're all cute!"

"Already am."

"That's true. I mean..."

"Wait. Why are you, Henry, and Tess dressed like half a ghost?"

"Oh."

"These are togas. We were fighting the Time Jerker."

"Yeah. Chased him all the way to ancient Rome. Ate some pretty good food there..."

"Oooh."

"Nice."

"We watched a bear fight a flock of turkeys..." That was a lot of feathers. 

"Yes we did. The turkeys actually won." Still was a lot of feathers. 

"Wow."

"Wow." 

"Stumbled across some pretty good statues." Here we go again. Like the hyper-fixation with flares a long while ago, Uncle Ray's been having a hyper-fixation on having a statue for at least a week now. 

"Alright, you can all roll your eyes and groan now. But when the city of Swellview finally builds me my own statue of Captain Man--" Can't you see my uncle's huge ass ego?

"We will roll our eyes and groan harder."

"That's a fact." 

"Yes yes." I need to get started on the hacking into Hen's grades. I walk over to the computer and sit down. I press the button on the side of my mask, allowing people see to my eyes. And I'm blind. I press another button on the other side which brings down my lens. That's better. I begin to start searching for Swellview High's gradebook.