John Egbert. Thats His Name.

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Monday. It was Monday.

Let's go over some stuff. For fun.

Uh let's see

A guy took your bag and Dirk beat him up

Ya got you some stitches

You told that whore off.

Then ya punched her.

You didn't get in trouble for it.

I think that's it.

No.. No.. I'm missing something.

Oh .. Wait it's coming to me.

Oh yeah!

Dave Strider kissed you.

That's right.

You liked it too. There was a friggin' cliff of beauty and a sunset.

But that answer lingering in the back of your mind is a no.

You're not dating yet.

That's cool that's cool.

You told Dirk and he flipped his shit.

I'm talking like he turned on his Capslock.

That's how much shit he flipped.

Can we just go over that conversation?

GIR. OPEN THAT CONVERSATION. <<Invader Zim fans will love that>>

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You decided why not tell your non-gay, gay best friend.

You: DORK I HAVE NEWS.

Dirk: AWE SHEEEIT YOU GOT NEWS? Ha. What's this news?

You: okay well you know Dave. Little David.

D: Hm... David Hasslehof? <<Sorry spelling is not good in this hood>>

Y: YEP. HIM. YAP. no Dork. Your brother.

D: oh my bad. What about him? He man up yet and ask ye out?

Y: Have you manned up and asked my sister out yet? Nope. So shut up.

But he did do something.

D: Christ, (Name), did you do the do? You're only like 16.

Y: what. Dave no. He kissed me. ^.^

HE KISSED. ME. so hah. He's already manned up more than you.

D: DID HE REALLY DONT EVEN LIE.

Y: YEAH.

D: HOLY HELICOPTERS IM TELLING YOUR SISTER THIS IS BIG NEWS.

Y: damnnnnn son.
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That's how that went. Ya your sister flipped out too.

Currently you sat in your last class, bored as ever.

Boooooooored. Booooredd.

RING A DING DING.

That's the noise the bell made.

You jumped at the sudden bell. You grabbed your stuff and ran out of the classroom, now waiting for Davy.

Woooooooooooop.

You waited for only a few more seconds before he tapped your shoulder.

"Howdy." You said after turning around.

He took your bag.

He thinks he's the real MVP cause he is a gentleman. Well he is right. He is the real MVP.
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"Hey c'mon I want you to meet someone. You'll love him." Dave said as you two stepped off the bus.

"Is your sister gonna be okay with it if you come to my place for awhile?" He asked. You looked down at your phone. She was already gone by now anyways.

"Yeah. She'll be cool with it." Dave nodded. "Cool. C'mon."

Dave led you to his house that you already knew the location of.

He unlocked the door and let you in first. You go Dave.

He set your stuff down, by the door along with his. He went to the kitchen while you sat on the couch.

"Want some apple juice?" He asked. You declined his offer.

"Nah I'm not really thirsty."

"Sure." He said.

"Sure." He added for joking emphasis.

Then there was a knock at the door.

What ew people.

Dave excitedly went to the door and opened it.
"Hey!" He said to the person on the other side?

"Hey!" A dorky sounding voice said. He let the boy in. He had shorts on and white shirt with a cute little green ghost monster thing.

The boy had black hair and blue eyes and glasses. He excitedly waved. "Hi!" He said, happily to you. You nervously waved back. Yeah you're not the BEST. with people.

"(Name), this is my good bud, John Egbert." Dave said with a smile filled with excitement.

"John, this is (Name)." He smiled from you to John. To you again. "I'll be right back I've got to do something." Dave said and quickly ran upstairs.

John walked over and held a hand out to you. "Yeah. I'm John! Nice to meet you."

You shook his hand. "Yeah what's up, I'm (name.)" you tried a smile.

"You wanna see a magic trick?" He asked with a joyful looking smile.

"Sure." You said.

"Cool, oh but can I see your phone and call my mom real quick? I forgot my phone at home." He said.

"Oh yeah. Sure." You looked in your pocket.

Then the other one.

It wasn't there.

Then you fraNTICALLY SEARCHED YOUR POCKETS.

"I've seemed to misplace it." You said while groping your body awkwardly.

John only chuckled. He lifted a phone up. "Is this it?" He smiled all proud. You smirked and took your phone back. "Very nice! How did you do that?"

"Magicians never tell!" He chuckled.

Dave came back down.

"K, I'm back. No worry no worry."

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You guys went to the mall. Dave really wanted you to meet John. You even exchanged ChumHandles. You were nervous at first, but it got better. John was sweet and didn't make you feel awkward at all.

John treated you like he's known you for years. Which is good since you're not great with people.

Dave was glad you guys got along.

You went to the mall and then around a park. You guys did stupid stuff like teen stuff.

Not drugs.

Not in this hood.

You felt like an actual teen. You had a crush and you made a new friend.

You where scared at first. But that's fine you slowly got over it. You even admitting to being a little nervous when John asked if you where okay.

Over all, you had fun. You're.. Sorta glad you took a chance and socialized. Maybe Dave was just good at being friends with people who don't suck.

Hey! Dave is friends with you! Maybe you're not a sucky person!

That's good (Name). Keep thinking those thoughts.

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Sorry not a good chapter :/ update to come!

Peace loves!
-Admin

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