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Hey. You like. 6 people who followed me on my
Social media. You is kIND. Y OU I S SM AR T. YO u is iMporTanT.

Lmao, but actually, thanks guys.

So once upon a time Lindsay went back to school today and forgot it was the 5th.

Technically if I post this by midnight, central time, it's still the 5th of January, so h a.

Anyways guys.

LE QUESTION TIME~~~~~~~

Kendall: this is exciting actually

John; you dragged me out of my bed at three in the god damn morning for this?

Admin: Y E S I DID MR JOHN.

Kendall: yeah John don't be salty this is a great time

Dave: John this is a great time. This. Is a great. Time.

John: you sound like you're high, buddo.

Dave: you know it- *looks at dirk*

Dave: JOH N. I can't believe you would suggest such themes.

Kane: ay I'm here too!

Kendall: hey you calm down over there

John: Kendall, "don't be so salty"

Kendall: s t o p that I will do as I please

Dirk: *cold stare at Kane*

Kane: *waves* :D

Dirk: .-.

Kane: :D

Dirk: .--.

Kane: :DD

Dirk: .---.

Admin: all of you calm down calm
Your lovely selves. I have to get this up by midnight jfc.

Let's start with my lovely anons! I actually have a lot of anons why ;-;

Anon 1:
Dave, what is going on with your obsession with alcohol?

Dave: H E Y NOW.

Dave: it's more like Dirk enjoys gathering me with him on his binge of "I secretly miss the redhead but dammit no one can know so I will drink this liquor and pretend like I'm chill." And usually just ends up apparently laughing when my smaller immune system can't handle so much of it.

Dave: also it tastes pretty good.

Anon 2:
Dave, do you enjoy the geometry?

Dave: ffffffUcK no I don't.

Dave: the teachers like;

Dave: "Today we are learning about shapes. Also here let me insert ten different letters because numbers are becoming whores and expanding their dating options. Here, find X. You don't need it, but damn it you will find it"

Kendall: it's not thAT bad, Dave

Dave: yes of course

Dave: I am just not paying attenti- F U CK Y OU

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