UA Staff chat + (Y/N)
BDSM: Hey (Y/N) what are your pronouns?
(Y/N): They/them, what is everyone's?
(Y/N): Also, I thought y'all weren't gonna talk on here bc of me being a 'security breach'BDSM: Everyone here is the same as their 'character'
BDSM: Nezu told 'Hobo' to quit worrying so much(Y/N): Well, if we're going by character standards, Aizawa is a worry wort
BDSM: YOU KNOW OUR NAMES?!?!
(Y/N): Uh- Yes? It's not that difficult to find out?
(Y/N): I'm bad with names so I have to look it up every once in a whileBDSM: How much do you know about us?
(Y/N): Actual information? A lot
(Y/N): Fandom information? A shit tonBDSM: Idk if I should be in awe or be terrified
(Y/N): Yes :)
BDSM: Oh God it's another Nezu
(Y/N): Lies, he's super smart, I'm big dumb
BDSM: Aw, don't talk about yourself like that, it's not nice
(Y/N): May not be nice but it sure as hell is true lmao
BDSM: That just RADIATES of self-deprecation
(Y/N): You-
(Y/N): are not wrong lolBDSM: Do you need to talk? That's not something people normally joke about
(Y/N): Naw I'm fine, humor is my generations coping mechanism
(Y/N): Our humor is warped as hell and scares old people but it's hilariousBDSM: I know I'm kinda just a stranger but if you want to talk then I'm here
(Y/N): Thank you! It's just kinda nice being in this chat if I'm honest
BDSM: May I ask why?
(Y/N): Yeah, it's cause a lot of characters in 'your' world are my comfort characters
BDSM: Hound Dog I need an explanation
Therapist: Comfort characters are fictional characters that someone finds comfort in and/or relates to
BDSM: Oh thanks
Therapist: Also, (Y/N), if it would be alright with you, could you privately message me? I would like to hear more on your comfort characters and why them,
(Y/N): I'm gonna be psychoanalyzed, aren't I?
Therapist: Yes
(Y/N): Cool
(Y/N): Try to manipulate me via what you learn, and I'll figure out how to reach through this screen and I will take your toesBDSM: I'm torn between mini Nezu or mini Shota
BDSM: So I'm just gonna-Therapist: I have no intentions of manipulating you through what I analyze
Therapist: It is simple curiosity(Y/N): Gotcha
BDSM has changed (Y/N)'s nickname to MiniAizu.
MiniAizu: Okay but why-
BDSM: You didn't have a nickname and you act like Nezu and Aizawa
MiniAizu: Ya know what?
MiniAizu: Fair, I like itLoudblond: You LIKE being called a miniature Nezu and Sho?
MiniAizu: Uh yeah?
MiniAizu: They're both badass and they both drink one of my favorite drinks
MiniAizu: I put stuff in my coffee tho, I can drink it normal, but I like a lil extra flavorLoudblond: That much caffeine is not good for you little listener
Loudblond: You won't be able to sleep with all that in your systemMiniAizu: Who said I sleep?
MiniAizu: Plus, I can drink both all day long and still be exhausted lmaoLoudblond: You terrify me
BDSM: SHOTA COME GET YO KID
Hobo is online.
Hobo: What kid?
Hobo: ...
Hobo: Child stop scaring people
Hobo: Also, do not leak our informationMiniAizu: Never, it's funny
MiniAizu: Also, NotedHobo: I tried
Hobo is offline.
BDSM: Did he..?
Loudblond: OMFG HE DID KSVIBDIKSEFLAUDJ
MiniAizu: What is the aneurism about?
Therapist: They are excited because he did not deny that you were his kid
MiniAizu: Oh, fun
MiniAizu: I'm gonna go spam your DM about the comfort characters while they... do thatTherapist: I look forward to reading it
MiniAizu: Press X to doubt
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-