UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff 2 

Hobo: We can no longer use the other chat due to that security breach

BDSM: ^

Loudblond: ^

*Insert a bunch of ^ from the lurkers that rarely talk*

RatGod: I assure you all that it is perfectly safe to continue using the other chat

BDSM: How? 

Loudblond: They got past your encryption!

Hobo: I don't believe that to be wise Nezu

RatGod: They cannot cause us harm in any way

BDSM: How can you be so sure?

RatGod: :)

Loudblond: Oh god-

RatGod: The explanation would be quite lengthy, but the end result is that they are, in fact, from another dimension. A dimension that tells UA's story through an anime

Hobo: It is still unwise, they could feed us false information

RatGod: I understand your concerns, but they will not, they said themselves what was confirmed and what was their own speculation

Therapist: I agree with Nezu

BDSM: W h y  t h o ?

Loudblond: Here comes the psychoanalysis-

Therapist: Because of how they spoke. Even under the assumption that we are just acting as characters and knowing what Nezu is willing to do, they harbored no ill will. It was straight and to the point, they analyzed and deduced things about Nezu like they've done it before on others. They also seemed perfectly comfortable with talking to all of us. From their explanation on Nezu we can assume they know more about us, and that means that they at least like our 'characters' otherwise they would have told us that they didn't like that 'character' since they are under the assumption of us being different people and only acting like the UA staff. 

Loudblond: That makes sense

BDSM: They did seem fine with talking to us...

Hobo: You are just going to allow us to continue speaking to a person from another dimension?

RatGod: Yes. Although I do ask for the chat with (Y/N) in it to be more casual than work related so they do not get bored and stop coming online

BDSM: I been waiting for this one-

Loudblond: -TURN IT UP!

Hobo: What is the reason to continue talking to a random stranger?

RatGod: They are interesting. It is not often something can be interesting while being completely safe.

Hobo: And if they end up in a villains group chat, the same way they did ours?

RatGod: I will ask for their discretion on all of our secrets. As Hound Dog said, they seem to like us

Hobo: If UA gets attacked because of this then expect my two-week notice

RatGod: Noted