UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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Izuku & Aizu's Dm's:

BroccoliBrother: Heyyyyy-

Aizu: What did you do

BroccoliBrother: I need your help-

Aizu: With?

BroccoliBrother: Just go look at the class chat-

Aizu: Oookay-

1-A class chat:

ExplosionGod: FUCK NO

DanceQueen: IT'S FOR THE AESTHETIC

ExplosionGod: PINK CLASHES WITH MY EYES

DanceQueen: KIRI IS DOING IT AND HE HAS
DanceQueen: RED HAIR

MCR: And the fight continues on

Kamichu: I just wanna go see Barbie

RockHard: Cmon bakubro-

ExplosionGod: NO I WILL CLASH

Spiderman: Damn, the pink cowboy hat is cool
Spiderman: too, I vote wear it

ExplosionGod: N O

Aizu: But then you would have this bombass outfit
Aizu: and then when people meet your eyes they
Aizu: get hit with the red. You could laugh your ass
Aizu: off from people jumping at the sudden difference
Aizu: between your eyes and your outfit.

ExplosionGod: ...

Kamichu: ...is it bad I got happy when they started typing

Spiderman: ...is it bad I got scared when they started typing

MCR: Revel in our god

Aizu: Excuse me-

SuperSound: Oh wow...

Kamichu: ..and this is why I got happy

Spiderman: The power they hold is what scares me

MCR: Behold their unwavering power

Aizu: Again
Aizu: Excuse me?-

RockHard: Thanks AizuBro!

Aizu: Huh?
Aizu: I'm so lost

BroccoliBrother: Would you like a map

Aizu: I'm going to punt you off a cliff

BroccoliBrother: Burn my notebooks if I don't survive

Aizu: Noted

RuleBook: To explain the situation, Mx. Aizu,
RuleBook: Bakugo seems to have taken your
RuleBook: words into consideration and is now
RuleBook: getting dressed

Aizu: That's great! 
Aizu: He'd look awesome in pink!

...

Aizu: Where'd everyone go?

...

MCR: Compliments from such a deity has,
MCR: explosive responses

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Hah?

RuleBook: Bakugo set off explosions which
RuleBook: set off the smoke alarm