UA Staff & Others
Aizu: Why does food coloring always taste like hot ass
SharpShooter: What the fuck-
BobTheBuilder: You spend too much time with mei
SharpShooter: What-
BobTheBuilder: Mei asked me the same question
Aizu: It's a valid question
BroccoliBrother: Yes it is
BIRBY: This is worse than eating glitter
Aizu: better than me biting a candle
BIRBY: THOSE AREN'T EDIBLE
Aizu: BUT THE VOICES WANTED ME TO
BIRBY: SEEK HELP
Aizu: IM IN THERAPY
Therapist: You actually have a team of therapists
Aizu: Excuse me, the fuck?
Therapist: I needed back up
RatGod: So I hired some of the best to help him
Aizu: And you just so failed to mention this?
Aizu: Ain't that like- illegal?DadMic: you're the last one to talk about illegal
SharpShooter: kid commits war crimes in video games
SharpShooter: like it's their jobTherapist: It's not illegal if we never signed a contract, pup
Aizu: mother trucker dude that hurts like
Aizu: a buttcheek on a stickDadzawa: Watch your profanity
Aizu: ayeeeee
DadMic: I have cultured him
AllMight: I got that one!
Aizu: Squint
Aizu: ...good jobAllMight: Thank you young Y/N
BroccoliBrother: God that is painful to watch
BIRBY: They're so awkward
Aizu: Blow it out yer ass
BIRBY: Didn't know you were that concerned
BIRBY: about my bowel movementsAizu: Ya nasty
BroccoliBrother: Disgusting
Aizu: Actually chickens do shit everywhere
Aizu: Birby are you potty trained?BIRBY: I-
BIRBY: Yes I am thank you very muchAizu: It was an honest question
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-