UA Staff& others:
Aizu: Im on my bullshit again
Vlampire: When are you not
Aizu: Shut it blood bath mcgrath
Vlampire: don't insult me in
Vlampire: 'old movie' languageAizu: says a lot that you even knew what
Aizu: I was talking about lolVlampire: I walked into that
Aizu: Like a dumbass
BroccoliBrother: This is gonna be good
BIRBY: I love when birdy buddy is on their
BIRBY: shit againGoodFood: Good lord
Aizu: If the lord was good
Aizu: my ass wouldn't be
Aizu: here saving lives n shit myselfGoodFood: Very good point
BroccoliBrother: mood
BIRBY: Mood
RatGod: How are you fairing on that front
Aizu: Lemme check
Aizu: ...
Aizu: Y'all still alive and in
Aizu: one piece?UAQueen: Yes
Aizu: Then slay ig
BIRBY: Yassss
BroccoliBrother: Heave
BIRBY: stfu
RatGod: Good to know
Aizu: Who is next,
Aizu: Im on a roll todaySharpShooter: I sacrifice the dumptruck
Aizu: He walks around in that helmet
Aizu: Like it's vogue, that says enoughBobTheBuilder: I sacrifice the lego
Aizu: broski has such a good quirk for
Aizu: construction yet plays in a sandbox
Aizu: for kidsBrickBoi: I sacrifice the pupper
Aizu: Broski is afraid of cat videos, enough said
Therapist: I counter with your father
Dadzawa: What.
Aizu: Fr?
Dadzawa: You don't have the nerve
Aizu: I have one,
Aizu: my last one
Aizu: and it's on fire.
Aizu: So buckle up buttercup, I'm sendin
Aizu: your ass to therapyTherapist: I'll free up an extra long session
Aizu: So for me its the undealt with trauma
Aizu: Yet still allowed to teach impressionable kidsDadzawa: Oh you're actually going
Dadzawa: to do this, okay, lets hear something
Dadzawa: better than thatAizu: It's the chopping your leg off for me
Dadzawa: What-
DadMic: Well shit-
MomNight: Oh that must happen
MomNight: in the other futureAizu: it's the overworking yourself so you don't
Aizu: think about your problems for meSharpShooter: goddamn
Aizu: It's the learning your dead friend
Aizu: is a nomu for meDadzawa: ...
DadMic: ...
MomNight: ...
Aizu: Yep buckle up bitches because
Aizu: the next arc in this story is named
Aizu: OboroTherapist: You went too far
Aizu: No the hell I didn't
Aizu: Y'all deserve a happy ending and
Aizu: that requires ripping off some
Aizu: band-aids and ripping open old woundsTherapist: Carry on
Aizu: Oboro is alive but as a nomu
Aizu: Currently brainwashed and does
Aizu: not have access to his memories
Aizu: of his time as a humanDadzawa: How do we get him back
Aizu: You wont in the way you're wanting
Aizu: Digest that he has vastly changed and that
Aizu: It'll take a lot of work to get him cooperative
Aizu: enough to work some magic on that brain of hisDadzawa: Hound we're on our way
Therapist: Joint session it is, my door is open
A/N
If anyone gets funny in my comments about how I did this then ima get hilarious bc that's just the mood im in.Love y'all <3
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-