Next Day: UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku
MiniAizu: Mornin!
BroccoliBrother: I'm alive and I regret it
MiniAizu: Same
SharpShooter: You both need mental help
MiniAizu: Denied
BroccoliBrother: I'm already in therapy
Dadzawa: Child, what the hell was that at 2 am?
MiniAizu: Uh- A conditioned response I was taught while growing up?
Therapist: That is not healthy
MiniAizu: A lot healthier than being unprepared
MiniAizu: Do those not happen in your world?SharpShooter: Absolutely not
MiniAizu: Oh damn, sorry for bringing it up then
Dadmic: Why are you apologizing?
MiniAizu: Because that was prolly really shocking to know that it does happen
Dadzawa: Are you safe on your campus?
MiniAizu: Most of the time yeah, I have my rules I follow
BroccoliBrother: Rules?
MiniAizu: Yeah, everyone has their own personal rules for situations like that and to stay safe
RatGod: What are your 'rules' for your campus?
MiniAizu: Can I say them even if they're illegal?
Vlampire: Concern for the Hellion
RatGod: Of course
MiniAizu: Coolio
MiniAizu: I always keep one knife on me with my pepper spray
MiniAizu: Shoes you can run in or can get off fast enough to run barefoot
MiniAizu: Always shorts under a skirt
MiniAizu: Don't walk around campus at night
MiniAizu: Find escape routes in every room you walk in
MiniAizu: If there's no escape routes then a good hiding spotDadmic: ...If there's no escape route or hiding spot?
MiniAizu: Depends on the situation, either play dead or stab them
SharpShooter: That's not very hero like
BroccoliBrother: I like that plan
Vlampire: ^two different people
Therapist: You should not have to make those plans
MiniAizu: ~It is what it is~
MomNight: Are you okay?
MiniAizu: Absolutely not, but I've gotta go get ready for class, ttyl!
A week later in the same chat
BroccoliBrother: (Y/N) KACCHAN IS TRYNA KILL ME
BroccoliBrother: Crap wrong chatVlampire: @MiniAizu I think your brother needs you to reign in the anger issues kid
MiniAizu: Nice, add him
BroccoliBrother: NO HE'LL GET MAD I'M STILL IN THIS CHAT
MiniAizu: Either way get me in touch with him, I forgot to add him to my friend list
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-