Aizu: The coffee did not make
Aizu: the sad bitch hours go awayTherapist: how many times do I have to
Therapist: tell you, that is not how it worksAizu: That should be how it works
Dadzawa: I agree with the
Dadzawa: above statementBroccoliBrother: I do too
BIRBY: The last time we gave you coffee
BIRBY: you sat there and vibrated in one
BIRBY: place rambling about a bunch of
BIRBY: random stuffBroccoliBrother: I ascended to godhood
Aizu: It's the way that's bullshit
BroccoliBrother: It's the way you rely on
BroccoliBrother: coffee to be happy for meBIRBY: Aye watch the friendly fire
Dadzawa: I second this ^
Aizu: It's the way I'm messaging Mina
Aizu: that you wanna straighten your hairBroccoliBrother: WAIT-
BroccoliBrother: NO-
BroccoliBrother: NOT THAT-Aizu: :)
GoodFood: You fucked around
SharpShooter: You found out
MomNight: Nothing like a sibling spat to
MomNight: liven up the dayDadMic: It's always interesting
BobTheBuilder: You should have seen this coming
BroccoliBrother: I don't see how you see
BroccoliBrother: anything in that helmet smhAizu: Lol I taught him that
BobTheBuilder: WHY?
Aizu: You got on my nerves
BobTheBuilder: What did I do?!
Aizu: Mei told me what you did
SharpShooter: What did you do?
BobTheBuilder: ...
BobTheBuilder: I threw out the glitterMomNight: Oh he did not
DadMic: Oh yes he did-
BroccoliBrother: YOU WHAT?!
BroccoliBrother: YOU CAN'T JUST DO THATBIRBY: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL
Dadzawa: Fix your mistake
BobTheBuilder: Aizawa not you too-
Dadzawa: It's a nice punishment for
Dadzawa: those who disrupt my classBroccoliBrother: Mei made him a glitter gun!
Aizu: Oh I remember talking about that
Vlampire: Aizawa are you
Vlampire: shooting at your students?MomNight: Would you be surprised if he was?
Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: No-Dadzawa: It is built like a nerf gun,
Dadzawa: the 'bullets' pop into
Dadzawa: glitter upon impactSharpShooter: Dear god they got Aizawa
Aizu: Cause Dadzawa is the best!
Dadzawa: Thank you child
Dadzawa: You're not so bad yourselfAizu: hagbjfk
MomNight: Awwww
MomNight: Parent and child momentBroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: Well while Y/N reboots,
BroccoliBrother: DadMic has one tooDadMic: I do!
Vlampire: DadMic huh?
BIRBY: He knows where you sleep
Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: Nevermind-BroccoliBrother: :)
BroccoliBrother: You will never know when
BroccoliBrother: I am closing in on your locationVlampire: ...
Vlampire: I'm lining my windows and
Vlampire: doors with saltSharpShooter: What?
Vlampire: To stop that demon
Vlampire: from entering my houseBIRBY: I wheezed-
Aizu: This made the sad sack
Aizu: hours go away, thanks!Dadzawa: We are always here for you, child
Therapist: I'm a text away, pup
BIRBY: Of course I'm here for you
BIRBY: Birdy buddy!BroccoliBrother: Can't live without my
BroccoliBrother: god siblingDadMic: We love ya kiddo!
MomNight: Always care for my god-child!
Vlampire: The hellion doesn't need to be sad
SharpShooter: Yeah, who would be our terror?
Aizu: Thank you guys
AllMight: For what it is worth,
AllMight: I believe you are hero material
AllMight: young Y/N as you even saved me
AllMight: from becoming a worse person
AllMight: and correcting me from my
AllMight: previously harmful ways.
Allmight:... even if it is taking a whileAizu: ..........
Aizu: Thank you-
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
ФанфикIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-