UA Staff & Others:
Aizu: Have you ever wanted to just bite a laptop screen?
Vlampire: Did you give Hawks the braincell today
BIRBY: No no, let them finish
Sharpshooter: I-
Aizu: It would just be cronchy
Aizu: and I think that would be niceDadzawa: No
Aizu: cronch
Dadzawa: No
BroccoliBrother: cronch
DadMic: No
BIRBY: cronch
Vlampire: Dear gods none of them have the
Vlampire: braincell todayTherapist: .
BIRBY: Oop-
BroccoliBrother: Oop-
Aizu: I will not be silenced
Therapist: Yes you will
Aizu: This is a hate crime
Therapist: What?-
Vlampire: I-
MomNight: Where-
Aizu: Man's is hate crime-ing me
BobTheBuilder: That's not a word
Aizu: Shut it dump truck head
BobTheBuilder: I-
Therapist: I am literally aroace
Therapist: are you smoking again?Aizu: I am a holy saint that does not
Aizu: consume the devils lettuceDadzawa: .
Aizu: I promise!
Therapist: How much sleep have you had?
Aizu: ...
Aizu: Next questionBIRBY: The answer is two and a half hours
Aizu: Shut it you feathered fuck
BIRBY: Make me you genderless geode
Aizu: Is this because I ate glitter-
BroccoliBrother: probably
DadMic: You what-
Aizu: It was edible
DadMic: okay less concerned
Aizu: Anywhore
Aizu: I will reach through this phone
Aizu: and smack that eyeliner off your faceBIRBY: not the eyeliner-
BroccoliBrother: I can do it for you?
Aizu: Smack him with a pan flag fan!
BroccoliBrother: Omw
BIRBY: WAIT NO-
Vlampire: Never mess with the siblings
BIRBY: BUT IM THEIR PARTNER IN CRIME
Aizu: Betrayal is best served gay
BIRBY: YOU MAKE NO SENSE
Aizu: Yes I do
Aizu: 5
Aizu: 4BIRBY: PAUSE
Aizu: 3
Vlampire: if the hellion times this right
Vlampire: I'm praying againRatGod: :)
Vlampire: Nevermind I'll start now
UAQueen: Hawks make sure you come by afterwards
UAQueen: to get an icepack for your faceAizu: 2
BIRBY: NO I CAN HEAR HIM-
Aizu: 1
BIRBY: kjabegrskhbfg
Aizu: muehehehehe
MomNight: little gremlin child-
Aizu: That's me!
Aizu: While Hawks is doing that-
Aizu: Why does lemonade have a boner?Vlampire: Excuse tf outta me??????
Aizu: You're excused.
SharpShooter: Why do you think lemonade
SharpShooter: a drink
SharpShooter: has a boner????Aizu: Hard lemonade?
Aizu: Who the hell gave the lemonade
Aizu: a bonerDadzawa: That means it's alcoholic
Aizu: Oh I am so very aware of that
DadMic: What.
Aizu: Nothing-
Aizu: But why's it called hard
Aizu: WHO HORNY-ED
Aizu: MY LEMONADE-
A/N: I know it's short but that's because of what is on the next chapter
I have officially brought Aizu to life!
This is my first ever time doing something like this so I will be mean if I see any hate in the comments. <3
HAPPY 50'TH CHAPTERRRRRRR
It means so much to me that y'all have stuck with me over the years to get where we are today, so sincerely from the entirety of my heart, thank you, I love you guys.
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-