The Three Gremlins Chat:
Aizu: MY BITCHES
BIRBY: REPORTING FOR DUTY
BroccoliBrother: REPORTING FOR DUTY
Aizu: I wish for chaos
BIRBY: Chaos sounds good
BIRBY: I'm stuck in my office
BIRBY: doing paperwork for NezuAizu: That will definitely bring chaos
Aizu: at a later dateBIRBY: :)
Aizu: I have taught you well
BroccoliBrother: Why not bother the LOV?
Aizu: I might, but the heroes reactions
Aizu: are top tier entertainmentBroccoliBrother: Fair
Aizu: My main problem is not being
Aizu: physically there and moneyBIRBY: Say why and I might help
Aizu: Alllll of the pranks
BIRBY: I'm listening
Aizu: Like dumping edible glitter
Aizu: in the coffee grounds
Aizu: (obviously warning Dadzawa)BIRBY: I could get the glitter
BroccoliBrother: I could sneak
BroccoliBrother: into the loungeAizu: Getting the little dog squeakers
Aizu: and hiding them everywhereBroccoliBrother: You're insane
BroccoliBrother: I love it.BIRBY: I'm online shopping at
BIRBY: the speed of lightAizu: A really good one would be sending
Aizu: Trash Might a dildo with a singing telegram
Aizu: telling him to go fuck himself because
Aizu: no one else would do itBIRBY: ...
BroccoliBrother: ...
BIRBY: WELP
BIRBY: Guess my credit card history
BIRBY: gets to be a little more
BIRBY: questionable, if it wasn't alreadyBroccoliBrother: I can sneak and video it!
RatGod has hacked the chat. Say Hi!
RatGod: No need, he has cameras around
RatGod: his front door, I'll send the footage
RatGod: to everyone privately.RatGod has left the chat.
Aizu: RatGod is best God.
BIRBY: Praise RatGod!
BroccoliBrother: Praise RatGod!
Aizu: I feel like I'm brainwashing
Aizu: both of youBroccoliBrother: We don't mind,
BroccoliBrother: it makes life funBIRBY: Not like it hasn't been done before
Aizu: You're not wrong
BroccoliBrother: But outta pocket
BIRBY: Outta pocket is great though
Aizu: I can't argue with you there
BroccoliBrother: ^
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-