UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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[A collection of scenarios in which Aizu is saying things I have actually said before]

UA Staff & Others:

Aizu: Do you think blackberry bushes
Aizu: get sad because they can't have
Aizu: a hug or do you think they are bullies?

Vlampire: Politely
Vlampire: What the fuck-

SharpShooter: It's a plant-

Aizu: So?

BroccoliBrother: It's a good question

GoodFood: Must you encourage this-

BroccoliBrother: Yes.

BIRBY: I think both

Aizu: Soo..
Aizu: They're mean because they
Aizu: Can't have a hug? 

BroccoliBrother: It'd make the most sense

Aizu: Hm

Therapist: Don't 

BobTheBuilder: ?

Aizu: Ima do it

Therapist: Sigh

MomNight: What's happening

Aizu: I'm gonna hug a blackberry bush 
Aizu: So it's not sad and a bully anymore

MomNight: ...
MomNight: Oh-

Dadzawa: Don't get hurt

DadMic: ^ 

Aizu: I'll wear thick clothes so I 
Aizu: don't get poked!

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Aizu: My doctor doubled my med doses

Therapist: I can see why 

Aizu: Ouchie

BroccoliBrother: Foul

BIRBY: Fowl

Vlampire: Cringe

GoodFood: For the aesthetic

SharpShooter: Respectable 

Aizu: Oh but when I down energy drinks like
Aizu: water for the aesthetic it's not okay

BobTheBuilder: What aesthetic is that?

Aizu: Mentally ill

BobTheBuilder: I-

BIRBY: You flew straight into that

BobTheBuilder: I dug that grave now I lay in it

Aizu: The attachment y'all have to
Aizu: y'all's aesthetics is concerning

SharpShooter: Bold of you to assume
SharpShooter: we know how to stop

Therapist: Therapy, all of you

SharpShooter: Fuck

BobTheBuilder: Look what you did

GoodFood: I'm over salting your food

Aizu: It's all fun and games till the
Aizu: therapy aesthetic kicks in

Therapist: It's my job

Aizu: Jobs are just required aesthetics 

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Aizu: Do you think trees get sad
Aizu: because they are the perfect height
Aizu to play basketball but can't because
Aizu: they can't bend over?

DadMic: The way your brain works astounds me

Aizu: Thank you!

Vlampire: I don't think that 
Vlampire: was a compliment

Aizu: Yes it was

DadMic: Yes it was

MomNight: Yes it was

Dadzawa: Yes it was

BIRBY: Yes it was

BroccoliBrother: Yes it was

Vlampire: Good gods-

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Aizu: Why don't they make cheese coffee? 

Dadzawa: No.

Aizu: But-

Dadzawa: No. 

Aizu: Okay :(

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Aizu: So they make flavored vapes right?

Therapist: That is correct

Aizu: So why isn't there a 
Aizu: garlic bread flavor?

BIRBY: I'd hit that

BroccoliBrother: Literally

Aizu: I'm a bad influence :')
Aizu: But I would too

Therapist: No

Dadzawa: No

MomNight: No

DadMic: No 

Aizu: Dammit

BIRBY: Fuck

BroccoliBrother: Darn

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