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BloodBaby: Hello!~
Aizu: Hello hun, are you okay?
BloodBaby: Of course I am!
BloodBaby: Why wouldn't I be?
Aizu: A lot of reasons, but mainly
Aizu: I didn't expect you to message me
BloodBaby: Well, you're fun!
BloodBaby: I'm also trying to cheer up Dabi
Aizu: Is he okay?
BloodBaby: He's in a bad mood
Aizu: Cranky or a depressive episode?
BloodBaby: ...
BloodBaby: Yes
Aizu: Oh boy
BloodBaby: So I was wondering if you could cheer him up!
Aizu: I can try, but I didn't friend him
BloodBaby: Here!
BloodBaby has sent 1 contact.
Aizu: Thank you!
BloodBaby: Good Luck!
You have started a new conversation.
Dabi & Aizu chat
Aizu: Hello?
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Aizu: Dabi?
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Aizu: B i t c h
...
Aizu: Where is my favorite defective fireplace?
Crispy: ...I wasn't going to answer you
Crispy: But what the f u c k
Aizu: Is it wrong?
Crispy: Fuck you
Aizu: Maybe later
Crispy: What-
Crispy: I'm not in the mood for your shit
Aizu: I'm actually here to cheer you up
Crispy: And how the fuck are you going to do that?
Aizu: Remember how you asked if I knew stuff about you?
Crispy: Yeah?
Crispy: You said you did
Crispy: Creepy asshole
Aizu: I'm electing to ignore that last part
Crispy: Whatever
Aizu: I screwed your dad over
Aizu: Like- permanently
Crispy: YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM??
Aizu: First of all, calm down
Aizu: Secondly, you're the oldest sibling
Aizu: With a broken mentality and daddy issues
Crispy: ...
Crispy: Fucking rude
Aizu: It's a specialty of mine
Crispy: What did you do?
Aizu: Y'know that huge ego of his?
Crispy: Unfortunately.
Aizu: I crushed it
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
