UA Staff + Aizu & Izu a week later
BroccoliBrother: I'm not saying I hate therapy
Aizu: But-
BroccoliBrother: I'd rather fight no-nose again
Aizu: HAH-
Vlampire: No-nose?
SharpShooter: Who is that?
Aizu: Classified
BroccoliBrother: Classified
BobTheBuilder: Reason #357 why I believe these two
BobTheBuilder: are going to commit war crimes one dayAizu: :)
BroccoliBrother: :)
GoodFood: Who says they haven't already?
SharpShooter: Terror-
BobTheBuilder: Don't ask
BobTheBuilder: I don't want to knowAizu: Knowing things can turn you into an accomplice
BroccoliBrother: Plausible deniability
GoodFood: Use the rules for Nezu
Vlampire: See nothing
SharpShooter: Hear nothing
BobTheBuilder: Say nothing
Aizu: That's kinda adorable
Dadzawa: It's to keep people out of jail
Aizu: Still adorable
SharpShooter: Terror, you are straight up weird
Aizu: Okay, and?
BroccoliBrother: You shoot people,
BroccoliBrother: so how are they the weird one?BobTheBuilder: Are you seriously asking that?
BroccoliBrother: You have no room to talk either
Aizu: Sassy Izu, I love it
Dadzawa: It's your fault he's so sassy
Aizu: Denied, he was always sassy
BroccoliBrother: You made me go to therapy
BroccoliBrother: So it's your faultAizu: Well fuck
Vlampire: Language Hellion
Aizu: Fight me
Vlampire: I would win in a heartbeat
Aizu: I'd like to see your blood move faster than a bullet
SharpShooter: They got you there
BobTheBuilder: Do you even know how to shoot a gun
Aizu: ...Maybe
Vlampire: You are suddenly that much more dangerous
Dadzawa: Child don't shoot people
Aizu: .....fine
SharpShooter: Terror's dad showing up to reign them in
Aizu: Stfu
Dadzawa: Listening is in their best interest
BroccoliBrother: I can confirm
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-