UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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TW: School Shooting (It's our world lmao)
I'm tryna make this a mix of serious and crack, all of this is taken from personal experience

UA Staff chat + (Y/N) & Izuku

2:00 AM

MiniAizu: Anybody up?

BroccoliBrother: Normally it says everyone is online unless they specifically choose to go offline but yes, I'm up
BroccoliBrother: Why are you up at 2 in the morning? 

MiniAizu: Why are you?

BroccoliBrother: Fair
BroccoliBrother: I tell mine and you'll tell yours?

MiniAizu: Deal

BroccoliBrother: I was making a page for you in my notebook

MiniAizu: Yep, I can die happily now that is so cute

BroccoliBrother: I will have plans to murder you in this book

MiniAizu: Even better

BroccoliBrother: Mood

UA Staff chat 2

Dadzawa: @everyone someone wake up and supervise the problem kids, I'm on patrol

MomNight: Why are you worried?

Dadzawa: Look at their chat 

MomNight: ... I got it

UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku

BroccoliBrother: So why are you up?

MiniAizu: The town is having some sort of festival thing and they are shooting off fireworks

BroccoliBrother: It's so loud that you can't sleep?

MiniAizu: Ehhhh not exactly 

BroccoliBrother: Then what's up with it?

MiniAizu: The fireworks sound like gun shots

BroccoliBrother: Oh, do you not like guns?

MiniAizu: I don't like school shootings

UA Staff chat 2

MomNight: @everyone I NEED PEOPLE UP. NOW.
MomNight: @everyone I'M NOT ABOVE USING HERO PAGERS.

Dadmic: What's the problem?

Vlampire: Why are you panicking?

RatGod: What requires us to be awake at such an odd hour of the night?
RatGod: ...Oh. That is... most concerning
RatGod: @everyone 

GoodFood: Yes?

SharpShooter: What's wrong Nezu?

Therapist: Is there a problem? 

MomNight: YES, THERE IS A VERY BIG PROBLEM

RatGod: I would advise you all to take a look at the other group chat