another aizu/author special bc I am sadge
UA Staff & others
Author:
I live
BIRBY:
No shit
Aizu:
nevermind ion wanna
no more
Therapist:
.
Dadzawa:
.
BIRBY:
I'm sorry-
Also please don't
kill me
Author:
I wanna hug you
BIRBY:
I'd give you all the
hugs if I could
Aizu:
I miss you,
well, a version of you
BIRBY:
Huh-
Author:
I knew someone with DID
who had an alter sourced from you
BIRBY:
Well I hope they're healing,
I'm sorry you miss them
Aizu:
It'll be whatever,
the host gives like zero
shit about me so I just
gotta tough it out, yk?
Therapist:
Who all did you lose?
Author:
Ehhhh, kids, a father figure,
friends, and bc my ass is poly
I also lost love interests
MomNight:
That's a lot-
Aizu:
fuck it we ball ig
DadMic:
No-
BIRBY:
Well you'll always
have me, I'm not going
anywhere
...unless you delete me
Author:
I couldn't delete you if I
wanted to, I'm half convinced
this is all in my head anyways
Therapist:
Best not to dwell on it or
you'll give your readers and
yourself a malfunction
Aizu:
Sounds like some shit
a caretaker/gatekeeper would say
BIRBY:
SUS
BroccoliBrother:
SUS
Author:
Y'all always got my back <3
Dadzawa:
We will always be here
RatGod:
I will be here for my mouse
Therapist:
My pup
Vlampire:
The hellion
SharpShooter:
The terror
BobTheBuilder:
The absolute menace
Aizu:
Yes yes, I do my best
and terrorize the rest
MomNight:
And we're proud of you for it
DadMic:
Thank you for saving us
AllMight:
You may not be a conventional hero,
but you are our hero
Author:
I-
Therapist:
It's true
Dadzawa:
You've saved a lot of people
I'm proud of you
Aizu:
I'm not crying you're crying-
A/N
It's the mental breakdown dududu doooo dududododooo
I'm not sure what this is but here, have it
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
