UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff & others:

Aizu: How did cavemen survive
Aizu: like actually-

Vlampire: Sincerely

SharpShooter: What

BobTheBuilder: the

Vlampire: fuck

Aizu: You creepy mfers-
Aizu: Your candles aren't working Vlad

Vlampire: Your hellion-ness hasn't abated
Vlampire: So I have figured that out already

Aizu: Back to what I was saying

BroccoliBrother: Please no

BIRBY: No no, i'm kinda curious

MomNight: ^

DadMic: ^

Aizu: So like-
Aizu: They didn't have toilet paper

BIRBY: I'm no longer curious

DadMic: What why?

BIRBY: I see where this is going

MomNight: I forget they share a braincell

Aizu: Hell yeah, he's my birdy buddy

BIRBY: Birdy buddies for life!

BroccoliBrother: cringe

Aizu: Cope

BroccoliBrother: Seethe

BIRBY: Mald

AllMight: What on earth are they doing

Therapy: we're not there yet in catching
Therapy: you up to date with things

AllMight: oh okay

SharpShooter: All Might has classes?

Vlampire: Apparently

Aizu: Anywhore-
Aizu: The germs bro- the germs

BroccoliBrother: Okay wait no this
BroccoliBrother: is kinda valid

Vlampire: Not you too-

SharpShooter: It's always him too

BobTheBuilder: It goes against natures
BobTheBuilder: laws if it's not him too 

BIBRY: I told you!

Vlampire: I try to live in denial

BIRBY: Hope you can swim

Vlampire: What

BroccoliBrother: Nevermind

Aizu: RIGHT??????
Aizu: They would get that shit
Aizu: -Pun unintended-
Aizu: everywhere and that's gonna
Aizu: create bacteria and they didn't
Aizu: have good medical care so how tf-

Dadzawa: It's called survival of the fittest

Aizu: That was for physicality,
Aizu: not their immune system
Aizu: Them hoes had some buff ass 
Aizu: immune systems or some shit

BroccoliBrother: How much sleep have you had?

Aizu: The normal amount this time

BIRBY: How much caffeine?

Aizu: Less than half a can

Therapist: You're manic

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Fuck, I'm manic

BroccoliBrother: I wasn't gonna say it

BIRBY: Me either, I love with birdy buddy
BIRBY: is manic

Aizu: AND ANOTHER THING-

DadMic: Here we go again

Aizu: Why do people always wanna go outside
Aizu: and throw hands? Like- No-

Dadzawa: because they're idiots

Aizu: I'd just bring a gun ngl

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: let them hit you first and
Dadzawa: then empty the clip 

MomNight: ^

DadMic: I like that idea!

Vlampire: Never mess with the parents

Aizu: Will do!

SharpShooter: Or their unhinged child

A/N: 
Here I'm manic, so have this
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