UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff & others:

Aizu: EVERYONE SHUT UP
Aizu: IT'S PRIDE MONTH

RatGod: Ah, yes, according to
RatGod: the calendar it's June

Aizu: YES IT ISSSSSSS
Aizu: TIME TO SPREAD THE
Aizu: GAY AGENDA

AllMight: Agenda? I wasn't
AllMight: aware we had an
AllMight: agenda

Aizu: We do

BIRBY: it's called be fabulous

BroccoliBrother: Slay the day away

Aizu: nah this month it's
Aizu: GAY the day away

AllMight: Noted, I will do research

SharpShooter: Not the research

BobTheBuilder: Shhh let him learn

BIRBY: It's gotta be colorful up in this bitch

BroccoliBrother: Getting the glitter
BroccoliBrother: as we speak

Aizu: Tell Mei I said hi!

BroccoliBrother: They said hi!
BroccoliBrother: They're feeling
BroccoliBrother: They/Them today

Aizu: Join the club, we lack
Aizu: gender here, only glitter

BroccoliBrother: I agree but in He/him

Aizu: You are best boi

BIRBY: Ayo-

Aizu: You are best birby

BIRBY: acceptable

BroccoliBrother: Mei and I are working on
BroccoliBrother: decorations!

BIRBY: I can bake some snacks, 
BIRBY: I have a knack for baking

GoodFood: I can help with that

Aizu: I thought you burned everything

BIRBY: Do I look like your defective 
BIRBY: toaster oven to you?

Aizu: Fair enough, but gotta 
Aizu: love him tho, he's adorable

Therapist: He's a murderer

SharpShooter: ^

BobTheBuilder: ^

Aizu: He's just a skrunkly lil guy

Dadzawa: You cannot keep the murderer

Aizu: D: 
Aizu: But daaaaaaaaaaaad-

Dadzawa: No

DadMic: You can bring home the murderer
DadMic: As long as you can keep control of him

Dadzawa: What.

DadMic: They take after you, they just
DadMic: bring home unfortunate people
DadMic: rather than unfortunate animals

Dadzawa: ...

Momnight: He's got ya there

Aizu: :D

Dadzawa: Make sure he cleans up after himself
Dadzawa: And NO MURDER

Aizu: Okie dokie!!

Crispy & Aizu dms:

Aizu: HAPPY GAY MONTH YOU
Aizu: UNFORTUNATE WAFFLE IRON

Crispy: Happy gay month
Crispy: Do you ever run out of 
Crispy: things to call me?

Aizu: No it gives me joy in life

Crispy: Alrighty then

Aizu: Im taking you home with me

Crispy: Excuse me?

Aizu: I got both fathers approval

Crispy: Who are your fathers?

Aizu: Eraser Head and Present Mic

Crispy: ...

Aizu: Lol
Aizu: The man was too stunned to speak

Crispy: And they said yes?????

Aizu: If one dad can bring home cats
Aizu: Then I can bring home a person

Crispy: What the ever loving fuck-
Crispy: What even is this dynamic classified
Crispy: as?

Aizu: Does there have to be a dynamic?
Aizu: I just said you're coming home with me

Crispy: I'll think about it

Aizu: Yay! Dad said no murder btw!

Crispy: Alright.

UA Staff & others

Aizu: SO 
Aizu: He's actually thinking about it

Dadzawa: What. 

DadMic: I'll go review my
DadMic: burn care books!

MomNight: I can get him some clothes
MomNight: that wont agitate the skin

Dadzawa: I guess I will go review
Dadzawa: recipes then.

BroccoliBrother: I wanna go!

Aizu: Y'all should have a family dinner!

BIRBY: That'll be one tense dinner

Aizu: Nu-uh

BIRBY: tf you mean 'nu-uh'????

Aizu: :D

BIRBY: Oh, you're being delusional again

Aizu: Well fuck you too

BIRBY: Only on days that end in 'Y'

Aizu: ...
Aizu: I don't think you understand what
Aizu: you just said/implied

Dadzawa: They won't find a single feather

BIRBY: And that's my signal to disappear

Aizu: Have fun baking!

BroccoliBrother: Ignoring that for our
BroccoliBrother: feathered friend's
BroccoliBrother: continued safety
BroccoliBrother: we have decorations and
BroccoliBrother: are throwing a party

Aizu: Gay party, love to see it

A/N:

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE

I hope you enjoyed the chapter!!