UA Staff chat + others
Aizu: And remember kids,
Aizu: if the government says they wouldn't do that...
Aizu: Oh yes they wouldBIRBY: I would know
BroccoliBrother: Damn-
BIRBY: Moving on :)
DadMic: Kiddo?
Vlampire: I don't like the sound of that
SharpShooter: Here we go again
Aizu: What?
SharpShooter: Any time you mention your
SharpShooter: world, it's always something
SharpShooter: messed up.BIBRY: That is true
Aizu: Lol, accurate
SharpShooter: Case and point
Aizu: Don't you have a bell to ring?
BobTheBuilder: My room is still on lockdown
BobTheBuilder: and I have his schedule memorized
BobTheBuilder: in order to avoid himBroccliBrother: You are terrified of him
BobTheBuilder: I don't want bullets
BobTheBuilder: ricocheting off my helmetSharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: All in good timeAizu: Oh boy
BIRBY: Interesting
BobTheBuilder: FUCKING HELL-
Vlampire: What the hell?
Aizu: Oh boy-
BobTheBuilder: ARMOR PIERCING ROUNDS?
BobTheBuilder: SERIOUSLY?Aizu: Sounds fun!
DadMic: Sounds dangerous
BIRBY: (Y/N) no-
Aizu: (Y/N) yes
Dadzawa: Wake me up with gunfire
Dadzawa: again and they'll never
Dadzawa: find the bodyAizu: Don't worry Dadzawa!
Aizu: You're not in my worldDadzawa: I-
SharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: UnderstoodAizu: Lmao you got in trouble
SharpShooter: Shut it Terror
Aizu: ...
Aizu: :)SharpShooter: ...nevermind
GoodFood: You just can't win with
GoodFood: that family, can you?Aizu: kjnbfhdbjhdb
BroccoliBrother: knjnkjsgkbkjgf
BIRBY: Ignore them, they're melting
BIRBY: from the family commentGoodFood: ....Uh-huh-
SharpShooter: You think there's someone
SharpShooter: who can?GoodFood: Valid point
MomNight: We got off topic
MomNight: Honeybun are you okay?Aizu: It'll buff
Therapist: Not a valid response
Aizu: Listen-
Aizu: It'll unfuck itself
Aizu: Or a couple more cities
Aizu: will get vandalized and burned down
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanficIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-