UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff & Others

Aizu:
So I did the things

Dadzawa:
What did you do

Therapist:
They sent Kurogiri to my office

Aizu:
Muehehehehehe

DadMic:
Well, it's progress

MomNight:
Love to see it

Vlampire:
Can we even classify the
villains as villains anymore?

RatGod:
They still break the law so yes,
we simply overlook that :)

Vlampire:
Sir yes sir-

Aizu:
Now if you'll excuse me
I gotta go focus on staying
outta the hospital

UAQueen:
Excuse me?

Dadzawa:
What-

Vlampire:
Pardon?

DadMic:
Kiddo-

SharpShooter:
Huh-

Therapist:
Pup-

BIRBY:
Birdy buddy-

BroccoliBrother:
What the hell-

Aizu:
Everyone calm their 
ta-ta's, im fineeeee

UAQueen:
I highly doubt that

Aizu:
It's not like im allowed to 
go to the emergency room
anyways

UAQueen:
Pray tell why not?

SharpShooter:
Damn she mad-

UAQueen: 
.

SharpShooter:
Forget I said anything-

Aizu:
The person who pays my bills
told me that I can't go to the 
emergency room because
of lack of funds to go-

UAQueen:
I hate your healthcare

Aizu:
Me too, me too

BIRBY:
That's just not right!

BroccoliBrother:
The world is messed up

RatGod:
I could pay for it.

Aizu:
That solves one problem 
but creates too many questions

RatGod:
Unfortunate

Aizu:
Trust me guys I'll be fineeee

UAQueen:
How do you feel?

Aizu:
Like my insides are
becoming my outsides

BroccoliBrother:
Oh but, "i'll be fineeee"

Aizu:
Respectfully,
Fuck you

UAQueen:
That's not normal

AllMight:
I think the hospital 
should be an option anyways

Aizu:
I literally can't-
And the pain is waning so
I should be good to go

UAQueen:
You'll still have to deal
with the aftershocks 
and the fatigue that 
goes along with being in
extreme amounts of pain

Aizu:
I'm a strong person!
I got this!

UAQueen:
I frown upon this unhealthy
manner of dealing with things

Aizu:
I know, I know,
But I don't have another option
Well, I do, and it sorta panned out?

UAQueen:
What did you do?

Aizu:
I text my normal doctor and they
prescribed me some meds that
should help whenever this happens again

UAQueen:
You mean to tell me this happens often?

Aizu:
Yeah it's no biggie though
I'll be fine 

Therapist:
You're brushing off your issues again

Aizu:
I'm sparing my bank account 
the killing blow it would receive

Therapist:
I still don't like it

Aizu:
I'm not a masochist, I don't
enjoy being in pain. 
But also-

BroccoliBrother:
Also what?

Aizu:
Bad bitches have tummy problems
and I stand by that shit

BIRBY:
Damn right

Aizu:
Your tummy hurts
because of how much
you cannibalize your
brethren, we are not the same

BIRBY:
I'm still a bad bitch

BroccoliBrother:
counter argument
That winged eyeliner
is bad bitch material

Aizu:
Counter counter argument
Pipe bomb

BroccoliBrother:
No- 

Dadzawa:
No blowing up your
sibling.

Aizu:
Aw-
What about the birb?

Dadzawa:
I will have seen nothing.

BIRBY:
BETRAYAL- 
PROTECC BIRBY RIGHTS

Aizu:
Bouta roast your ass,
You have the right to be delicious

A/N:

I'm bored, someone entertain me /lh