Loch ness mess

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It was a foggy night on Loch Ness when two men were searching the lake for the fabled Loch Ness Monster.

Man: No wonder it's so hard to get a picture of the Loch Ness Monster. I can't see a single thing through this fog.

Other man: Hey, less talkin' and more lookin'. I know Nessie's out there somewhere, and we're gonna catch her and make lotsa loot.

Man: Yeah, we're gonna be millionaires.

While his back was turned, something bumped against the boat.

Man: What was that?

The two looked behind themselves and saw a huge creature that looked like a sauropod.

Both: Aah!

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Both: Aah!

Man: I think we're gonna need a bigger boat Let's get outta here!

But before he could row away, the water beneath them rose and caused them to fly out of the boat and land in the water

(Intro theme)

At the lab, Baxter, while snacking on some chips, and majority of the dinosaurs were watching the Anchorwoman report the news from Scotland.

Anchorwoman: A recent reported sighting has focused worldwide attention once again on the Loch Ness Monster known as Nessie. The town of Loch Ness has offered a cash reward for proof of the creature's existence, reigniting a Loch Ness Monster craze.

The camera showed a check for 100,000 dollars before shifting to the two men from earlier, having been pulled from the water and wrapped in towels.

Anchorwoman: We here at the station have dispatched a crew who will be going on-site with Dr. Spike Taylor and his assistants from the D-Lab in hopes of finding out more information for you.

In reality, she was actually in front of a scenery prop that looked like she was in her studio in Sanjo, but was actually in Scotland right by where the mayor of the town was giving his announcement about the hunt.

The camera then showed the Hazbin squad posing at the airport: moxxie and Millie looking nervous and blushing in embarrassment, Blitzo giving the stupidest smile ever, and Fitch who was looking as stern as a statue

Anchorwoman: Now, a break for our sponsors
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After meeting up with the news team and bringing out their dinosaur partners, who they had to keep in card form on the plane, the Hazbin squad got into a van on the way to Loch Ness

Charlie: This is so cool. We're in Scotland, you guys!

Blitzo: of course we're in Scotland! The Loch Ness monster strikes again! Nessie's, like, the most famous dinosaur of all! I can't wait until we see her.

Terry: And when we fight her.

Ace: She's not a dinosaur, nor is she even real. There is no way she could have survived the asteroid, much less live for millions of years, and go unnoticed.

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