When Charlie and her friends find six elemental stones with six cards that turn I to dinosaurs, they make it their mission to round up every card in the human world and protect them from the alpha gang who wish to weaponize them and put them in a di...
This time, the Alpha Gang was traveling through the jungles of Peru in search of one of the ancient temples. The reason why was because this was a temple they were told contained Alpha Metal, and after their last pitiful attempt to collect the metal, they definitely needed this mission to redeem themselves.
Ursula: How are we supposed to find the Temple of the Moon? What are we, astronauts?
Ed: Easy! It says right here it's below the Temple of the Sun
Ursula, Oh, well, in that case, you wanna tell me how we're supposed to find the Temple of the Sun?!
Ed: Errrrr!
Zander: Let's put our heads together and figure out this map Dr.Z gave us.
Zander looked at the map, which was very poorly drawn and didn't resemble their location at all.
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Zander: If you ask me, It looks like he pulled it of the back of a cereal box.
As they all looked at the map, trying to make any sense of it, Ursula heard the sounds of people in the distance.
Ursula: Shh! There's somebody here!
Ed: Hmm? What are you talking about? I don't hear anything.
Immediately after he said, that a gong ran out.
Ed: Never mind.
The trio went to the nearest pyramid and saw a group of men kneeling in front of it as a priest stood on the staircase and began speaking.
Priest: O, great shiny Spirit of the Sun. We, your humble servants, pledge to defend your temple! Guide us and keep our village peaceful, well-lit, and toasty with your bounteous rays!
Ursula: Spirit of the Sun, huh? So that must mean this is the Temple of the Sun!
She grabbed a pickaxe and leapt from their hiding place.
Ursula: Oh, yeah! If the Temple of the Moon is underneath, then I'll just open up a little basement door.
She swung her axe at the base of the temple.
Ursula: Aah!
Once it made contact with the stone, Ursula began quivering as the axe shook. Zander and Ed grabbed onto her, but they started quivering as well.
The Priest didn't take kindly to this.
Priest: Infidels! Intruders! Stay away from this temple!
Ursula: Sorry, your big-hattedness, but we were told there was a Temple of the Moon around here somewhere. Have you got one?
The Priest's face immediately went pale.
Priest: Aah! The-the-the Temple of the Moon?! Fools! The Temple of the Moon is the entranceway into the Underworld! No mortal who begins that journey has ever made it out alive!
