Dinosaur amour!

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Dr Z: What do you mean you lost Zander?!

Dr.Z's furious voice rang throughout Zeta Point as he scolded Ursula and Ed, who were sitting down like punished dogs.

Dr Z: It's not like he's a set of car keys?!

Ursula: I'm not really sure what happened. But the last time we saw him, we were hanging onto the log as we went over the falls."

Ed: But when we came up and swam to shore, he was just gone.

Ursula: We waited, but he never came out of the water.

Dr Z: So you decided to leave him behind?!

Ed: You make it sound so cruel.

Dr Z: I can't believe you could be so careless.

Dr.Z started pacing around on the platform he was standing on to make himself look taller to his minions.

Dr Z: Now what will I do? This is a disaster!

Ursula: I know what you mean. Even though Zander was basically worthless, I somehow miss him now that he's gone

Ed: It's a tragedy, really. To think that we've lost one of our own.

Dr Z: Enough about Zander! The tragedy here is that you came back without the Torosaurus, and gave those freaks another one of those lousy champions! Now I only have two losers left to punish for it! You've left me no choice but to grab you a very shocking lesson! Hyaa!

With just one touch, Ursula and Ed were both screaming as they were being electrocuted.

Both: Aaaaaaaaah!

In another room, Maximus was looking for any trace of Zander with Rod and Laura's help.

Maximus: Any sign of him?

Rod: So far it seems his Alpha Scanner is still active. And it has moved since our last check. That would mean that there is a very high chance Zander is still alive. Problem is, I can't pinpoint the location he's in, so he could be anywhere.

(Intro theme)

Zander was indeed alive, but probably not for long as he walked through the arid deserts of Mexico. His clothes were torn, his ruined jack wrapped around him like a cape, and his body was extremely malnourished.

Zander: Where am I? And what am I doing stranded in the middle of a desert? The last thing I remember is that waterfall in Africa. I must have floated downstream for a long time and eventually washed out to sea, somehow without drowning as I'm positive I was far down due to all the water in my ears.

He paused briefly to rub some water out of his right ear to prove his point before resuming whatever flashback he could muster.

Zander; I remember voices, and the sound of an airplane, then I was falling. The next thing I know, I'm lost and alone!

Zander: Maybe this is all just a dream, and Dr.Z will be screaming at me any minute now

As he continued on walking, he failed to notice a capsule and stepped on it, causing him to trip and the cards to be released.

Zander: Ow.

The tall man groaned as he looked to see what tripped him. In front of him, landed a card.

Zander: Dinosaur card?

He gasped as he looked for the capsule and quickly put the card in.

Zander: Yes! I got it! Ohh...ohh...ohh.

He finally collapsed due to the lack of food and water and began to fade away.

As a wind blew past him, a card landed on a cactus and came to life. The dinosaur was a yellow hadrosaur, with purple stripes on the arms, back (where there were also small spines of the same color from neck to tail), and one on the sides. It had a crest like Paris, but it was orange and looked more like a small bump than a cone. This dinosaur was a Saurolophus.

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