The big apple grapple

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Talking

Thinking

Flashback

was a glorious morning in New York City. Outside of the Museum of Natural History, the Alpha Gang's carrier was parked outside. Inside the museum, the trio with Dr.Z were standing in front of a display of dinosaur fossils, one where a Barosaurus was rearing up against an Allosaurus.

Zander: Wow

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Zander: Wow. These dinosaur fossils are impressive, aren't they? I'm really starting to enjoy museums

Dr Z: Ah, what a collection of rubbish. It's just a bunch of bones that have been turned into stone.

Ursula: I know what you mean. Who wants to look at dried out, old skeleton bones, when you can focus on beauty in the flesh like mine.

Dr Z: No. As usual, you have no idea what I mean

Ursula: Oh

Dr Z: What I meant was, dinosaurs are worthless unless they are alive and kicking

Ed: But I always thought dinosaur bones were good for teaching you all about history, and stuff like that

Dr Z: And that's why I don't pay you to think! If anyone's going down in history, it's me and my Dinosaur Kingdom! Anyway, we're not here to discuss my memoirs. Somewhere in his museum is a rare amber Dinomond that was just discovered, and we're here to steal it

The amber happened to be discovered by Fitch since he blended in well with humans, despite his dragon tail.

Fitch: This amber is enormous. Imagine finding such a thing in the stomach of a Seismosaurus.

Ursula: If we had that amber Dinomond, we could use it to power up our whole island headquarters

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Ursula: If we had that amber Dinomond, we could use it to power up our whole island headquarters. Right, Dr.Z?

Dr Z: Exactly. Somewhere in this museum lies that priceless relic, and we're here to find it

Ed: But how are we going to do that?

Zander: Well, for starters, you could turn the map right-side-up. You know, it could be a long day. Why don't we start at the concession stand and maybe get some ice cream?

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