When Charlie and her friends find six elemental stones with six cards that turn I to dinosaurs, they make it their mission to round up every card in the human world and protect them from the alpha gang who wish to weaponize them and put them in a di...
It was night at the Hazbin estate when Fitch gave the Hazbin squad another call
Fitch: greetings all. Including you Ursula
Ursula: hello oh dragon of my dreams!
Maximus: oh brother. Not this shit again
Charlie: just accept it. It's not going away anytime soon
Vaggie: here's is he again?
Baxter: oh. In Hollywood as an advisor on some dinosaur movie they're shooting.
Charlie: That's so cool
Moxxie: Not really when you take into account that the director of the movie is Stanley Spinoberg.
Charlie: Are you kidding?! His movies are the best! First, there was Indiana Jones-
Moxxie: He did Illinois Joe.
Charlie: Oh. Well, he did do E.T. The Extra-
Moxxie: E.C. The Extra Clumsy Alien.
Charlie; That garbage?
She looks at the magazine that shows the movie title 'Prehistoric Park', but had the Jurassic Park logo.
Charlie: Wait a minute, is this the guy that does those cheap Spielberg rip-offs because he claims he can do better?
Moxxie: The very same. And, as you'd expect, fitch and the director do not get along in the slightest.
Baxter: Oh, come on. I know he has a reputation, but things can't be that bad
Fitch: Spinoberg is impossible!
Vaggie: What's going on?
Fitch: Ohh! It's horrible! Every day, pouring all my dinosaur knowledge and passion into the project to try to make it the best dinosaur movie in history, and every day watching my efforts go to waste because of this fanatical director!
The camera was all set onto a jungle-looking background as a large animatronic that looked a lot like Terry was moved into the set. But when Spinoberg saw it he was immediately livid.
Fitch: No, no, no! Who's responsible for this ridiculous-looking dinosaur?! It's accurate to the last detail.
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Spinoberg: Audiences don't pay to see accuracy! I want a dinosaur that says, "Look at me. I'm fantastic!"
He grabs many buckets of paint and started painting all over the dinosaur.
Spinoberg: Something colorful! Something wild! Something like no one's ever seen on the big screen before! Not like those fogs of mist that Spielberg uses!
Fitch watched in horror as the dinosaur model he spent hours working in was turned into a colorful abomination that would terrify anyone who saw it.
