Hazbin hotel: dinosaur king

The moment

Stolas didn't care what others said about imps and their cocks. The one he had experienced last night was as close to getting to Nirvana as one could get in his godforsaken dimension. Rolling over, Stolas tried to feel for his loving Blitzy only to feel nothing but the sheets and mattress. Sighing, Stolas opened his eyes, expecting to see his lover gone once again, as was often the case, but instead, he saw him smoking a cigarette on the nearby balcony without his clothes on.

Stolas: Blitzy?

Blitzo: Oh, hey. You're up, Usually, you're down for a whole night after my dick's had its way with you.

Stolas: Hmm, I wouldn't mind having another feel of that slimy hard cock going down my ass right about now

However, he frowned upon seeing Blitzo roll his eyes and look away.

Stolas: Blitzo? Is something wrong?

Sighing, Blitzo flicked away his cigarette and turned around, raising an eyebrow.

Blitzo: Just how long am I going to be your monthly fuck boy, Stolas? I mean, what's so great about me, besides my dick and ass? Don't you have other guys or girls to fuck?

Stolas: Of course not, Blitzo,

He walked over to the imp and wrapped his wings around him.

Stolas: You know you're the only one I want in my bed.

Blitzo: Yeah, sure, We've been doing this for over a year now, and it's always the same shit.

Stolas: Not always. What about when I saved your tail when you were stranded at zeta point? That was quite the night

Blitzo: Yeah, but...Look, I appreciate that you do what you can to help with the business, especially since you're well known enough to get us in contact with rich paying clients. Not rich enough to keep us out of the red...

Stolas: That's because I'm not the one who buys a plot of land in Australia and then can't own it because he's not a resident or citizen of the country,

Blitzo: Hey, I was that close to getting my dream of being a ranch owner! Far as I am concerned, those Aussie pricks can go get fucked by kangaroos! I mean...is this all I am to you, though? A sex toy?

Stolas: Blitzo?

Blitzo: I mean, let's face it, Stolas, save for the weird adventure we end up in by mistake, most of the time, you're just calling me to flirt with me or have sex. The only reason I am doing this at all is so we can keep using the book to get to the living world, So you'll forgive me if I don't always find wanting to be some kind of object to be used as you see fit, even if the sex is good

At that moment, almost half a year ago, Stolas felt a painful sense of guilt worming into his heart. He had never realized it, but outside of the rare times they interacted, this was the extent of their relationship. Blitzo comes over with the book, Stolas quickly does his job with it, they have sex, and the imp leaves the next morning with the book. Sure, sometimes he stayed for breakfast and even arrived a few times for dinner, but that was only dependent on traffic

From then on, Stolas and blitzo haven't spoken to one another for a long time. Not even for the monthly sex.

At that moment, it seemed like they drifted apart

(Intro theme)

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.