The dino patrol

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It was a quiet night in a neighborhood in Sanjo City, and all the residents were sound asleep. In one particular house, a young couple were sleeping when it happened. A noise from the backyard woke them both up. It was hard to tell exactly what it was, but it sounded like something digging in their garden.

Girlfriend: What's what?

Boyfriend: Probably a stray dog or something. I'll take care of it.

Walking down the stairs, he grabbed a flashlight and a hammer before stepping outside into the backyard.

Boyfriend: Hey! Get out of there!

However, the dog didn't seem to respond to his demand. Just as he was about to repeat himself, he realized that this dog sounded a lot bigger than any dog he's ever seen before. In fact, it didn't sound like a dog at all. Now he was starting to get worried. He slowly shinned the flashlight over to the culprit and was able to see on of its legs, which were a tan color. Yet, there was no fur on those legs, only scales. Slowly moving the flashlight up, the man was able to get a look at its face. It was a ankylosaur with an orange back and many yellow spikes all over it: small ones from the tail to the midsection, a large set near the shoulders, finishing with a slightly smaller set on the neck. There were also many coming off the sides, two of which were super long near the shoulders. What he wasn't able to see was that this species of ankylosaur lacked the club tail found on most other species. This dinosaur was an Edmontonia.

Realizing there was a dinosaur in his backyard, the man screamed in terror and ran back inside to call for help, dropping his flashlight in the process

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Realizing there was a dinosaur in his backyard, the man screamed in terror and ran back inside to call for help, dropping his flashlight in the process. Altered by the man's screams and flashlight hitting the ground, the Edmontonia dropped the flowers he was chewing and quickly made a run for it.

It wasn't long afterwards that the police arrived, with Toro and Lola in case a fight broke out, and followed the man into the backyard.

Man: I-i-i-i-i-

Lola. Spit it out!

Lola stomped her foot in an attempt to get the man to blurt out the dinosaur's location.

Man: It-it was right over there!

He pointed directly in front of where they were standing.

The police shinned their flashlights over the area the man claimed to see the dinosaur, but saw no sign of it at all.

Officer: I don't see any dinosaur.

This got the neighbors that were woken up by the man's freak out pretty pissed.

"Are you kidding me?!"

"You woke us up at four in the morning for this?!"

Despite the lack of dinosaur in the yard, the police still investigated the crime scene. Something clearly was there judging by the chewed up flowers, and the foot prints they saw nearby were too large and deep to be anything else.

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