Hetalia x Reader Oneshots!

Potato Reincarnated (Potato x Reader x Romano x Germany x Sasha)

A/N: Potato has returned after 5 years

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It had been 5 years since you had lost your dearest friend Potato, and you still thought about him every day. It was starting to take a toll on you and Ludwig's relationship, as you could never agree on something to eat. 

Ludwig was a strict potato eater, so after training you would end up going to Kiku or Feli's house for dinner, just so you and Ludwig stay away from a thirty minute argument on what the two of you were going to eat. 

Training is what made the tension grow ten times more. Though you were no longer late, the thoughts of your old lover still haunted you to this day. It haunted you so bad that you still talked to your therapist weekly about the traumatizing incident that had happened years ago. 

"Everyone give me a lap!" Ludwig shouted at you and your two other friends as you all ran into place. 

You took off on the paved track, your brain completely scattered. You kept hearing things in your brain, and at this point even Feliciano had passed you. 

'(F/N) I'm over here. In the bushes! Come look!' A familiar voice shouted out to you, it sounded so close yet so far away. 

"What the hell?" You said aloud. 

"Is everything okay? You're running awfully slow!" Ludwig confronted you, running back in your direction to make sure everything was alright. 

"U-Um I'm okay! My stomach is just hurting!" You lied and ran away towards the bushes, faking to throw up sick as you watched Ludwig run off. 

That was when you felt tiny little hands wrap around your ankle, that's when you jumped a little bit in shock. You looked down and it was a talking Potato, one similar to your youthful days. You screamed aloud, before the potato hushed you. 

"Do not be afraid," The potato soothed you, patting your leg gently with his potato hands. "I have been reborn, I may have died but my love for you never did." 

"Potato, how are you still here? Ludwig made me eat you years ago! How could you forgive me after that?" You question, sitting down in the dirt as you examined the potatoes figure. He had the little dent in his middle area like before, the same lips, and the same round face. 

"It's the circle of life for potatoes. I was made to be eaten. I have been reincarnated several times, after you ate me, after Ludwig ate me, after this girl named Sasha ate me, and many times before that. I can never be mad at you for the things that must be done in this life. So why don't we spend the time we have together for now while we still can?" Potato looked up at you with his sweet little potato smile, enjoying every moment that he had left. 

"I would like that a lot actually," You replied. 

Then it happened once more, like the good old days. Potato puckered his lips, his potato arms pulling you into his tiny little body. He kissed you on the lips, his tickling yours with the small peck. 

"Hey, I was wondering if you were going to eat that?" A girl with brown hair interrupted, her mouth drooling at the sight of your lips on the potato. 

"This is mein real girlfriend Sasha, she actually likes potatoes and she has ate dinner with me ever since you have been going to Feli and Kiku's hand." Ludwig popped out of nowhere wrapping his hand around the brown headed ponytailed girl. 

You gripped Potatoes hand, anger engulfed your face. "I am so not doing this! We're done, I never want to see you ever again Ludwig! You wasted five years of my life and now is my time to be happy!" You screamed in his face and looked over at his girlfriend. 

"Oh yeah, and I hope you die choking on a piece of meat," You snapped at her, and Potato flipped her off. 

"I can be a better boyfriend than him." Potato winked at you suggestively, flipping Ludwig off with his little Potato hand. 

With that, you left training, and never looked back on Ludwig ever again. Hand in Potatoes, the two of you frolicked into a field which led you to a farm where he had been reborn. He showed you everything, his mother potato that had given birth to him, his favorite type of potato chip, and his hash brown shrine he would pray to every night. His potato brother and sisters welcomed you warmly, and cheered you on as you danced in a circle around them as the two of you enriched in each others love. 

You had moved out of Ludwig's home, and shortly after you got with Ludwig's arch enemy Lovino. He hated the potato eating bastard as much as you did. The truth was, Lovino didn't hate potatoes, he just was like you and could talk to them and would feel bad whenever someone would eat them. 

The two of you lived a long happy life together, with Potato of course. You both took Potato in, assisting him and celebrating life with him every day. When you and Lovino married, Potato walked you down the aisle. 

Potato was your first dance, and he was so sad to see his favorite person given away but he was also happy because he knew it was to a man that appreciated his species just like you. 

Potato went on you and Lovino's honeymoon together, splashing and swimming in the sea and tanning on the beach with you guys. 

Potato also got drunk with you guys, when he was drunk he would grow into a life sized potato and he was truly a funny man. He also pulled all of the chics, and while you and Lovino were getting frisky, he would bring all of the chics back to a hotel and get laid by them all. 

Many years were to come with you, Lovino, and Potato. 

But one day, Potato had grown into his elderly years and he was dying on his death bed. 

You and Lovino were deeply saddened, but you knew it was his time to go . Potato held both you and Lovino's hands as he coughed in his own sick, looking up at you and him with a small smile moments before he would slip away. 

"(F/N), Lovi, thank you for giving me a good life without being eaten." 

"Of course," You smile down at him, tears forming in your eyes as your hands brisked against becoming weaker and weaker. 

"No problem you bastard, our lives have been better because of you in it I guess." Lovino replied, looking away trying not to be vulnerable but on the inside he was breaking at the sight at the potato. 

"I can say, I lived a great life, and this death will be a proper one. I lived out these years peacefully and I will be back-" 

Beep, beep, beep 

Potato's time had came, he was gone, erased from this world. But at least now, you had peace in his death after all... Sure, he was just a potato, potatoes are meant to be eaten right? But at least this time, his death was justified, and you found peace that maybe, just maybe, he would be back to visit you again.