Hetalia x Reader Oneshots!

Potato (Potato x Reader x Germany)

I really don't know what to say right now so I'm just going to go ahead and start this.

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"Everyone listen up! Does anyone know where (f/n)?! This is the 3rd time in a row this week she's been late for training!" Your German boyfriend, Ludwig yelled at your two friends Feliciano and Kiku, you normally joined them for training.

Ludwig was actually pleased that you joined them training, you were the most hardworking out of the other two, he had to admit that.

"I don't know! Maybe she decided to bail out this time? I honestly don't blame her." Feliciano quickly responded as he stood shoulder to shoulder next to Kiku.

Ludwig shook his head "Are you crazy Feliciano?! She would never do something like that. Kiku, do you have any of idea of where (f/n) is?"

Kiku sighed, "I don't rearry know... Maybe she just needs a short break from training?"

"Maybe, but I doubt she would need three breaks in a week." He crossed his arms. "I'll go look for her. Now you too, get to your laps!" He barked before he went off to look for you.

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Secretly, you were spending your time hiding in a random bush talking to a potato. He wasn't just any ordinary potato, he was a talking potato, once again; a talking potato.

You felt kind of bad... Well, for being late for training for the third time this week. Today you would just bail out because you wanted to spend time with your dearest potato friend of yours.

You loved that potato, he was so motivational, and would always find a way to cheer you up when you were sad, or just made you laugh in general.

"Oh potato... I'm so glad that I found you in Ludwig's kitchen, I rescued you from being eating about a week ago."

Potato laughed, "Attack on Potato."

You nodded smiling, "I think it would be Attack on Doitsu but who knows."

Potato shrugged with his potato shoulders, "Whatever, but thank you for saving me, (f/n). It's very rare for talking potatoes like me y'know."

You giggle "Ja, I know. May I tell you something Potato? It has to be kept our little secret though." You put a finger up to you lips.

He looked at you. "Yes, what's the secret?"

"This may sound really crazy... But I-um, love you..." You were blushing bad, you turned your face so he couldn't see how red it was.

"Oh, (f/n). I knew that you always loved me. I've always loved you too." His small little potato hand reached your cheek, tickling it just a little bit.

"Do you want to... kiss?" You asked suggestively.

His small potato eyes widened at your words, "How will Ludwig feel about that?! Wouldn't you be cheating on him for that."

You stared at him dully, "I think you forget that you're a potato sometimes... I can't cheat on him for a potato..."

"Okay, let's kiss then," Potato shut his eyes, ready for you to kiss him.

You close your eyes too, then you press your lips against Potato's small ones.

Suddenly, you felt the bush open up, you quickly pulled away from the kiss.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING (F/N)?!" It was your boyfriend, Ludwig. He looked disturbed and somewhat upset, because you skipped training, that is.

"Ah, Lud! It's not what it seems-" He took the potato from your hand and examined it carefully.

"Did you really skip training just so you could kiss this potato?" He asked, still observing the potato.

Potato said things to him, but he only heard gibberish. "What a pest... He'll be on tonight's dinner menu."

"No!!! (f/n)! Please don't let him do it! Please, just always remember that I love you..."

Tears welled in your eyes, you hated to see your dearest lover go, you couldn't do anything about it... Yeah, he was just a potato... Potatoes are meant to be eaten, but you would never forget about this special potato.

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Tears rolled down your face as you saw Potato being wrapped up into tin foil and placed onto a pan, soon to go into the oven. Only you could hear Potato's screams in despair.

As Ludwig put the few potatoes into the oven you quickly wiped a tear that shed. "Why did you do this? He was the only potato that I loved..." You sigh, you didn't dare look at the oven.

Ludwig came over and placed his hand on your shoulder, kissing your cheek. "It was only for your own good. I thought you liked baked potatoes as well."

You tensed up "Yeah, I know... But still." You didn't say anything else, you just just held onto him.

Ever since that day you would never eat a potato of any sort, just in memory of the loss of Potato. You would always treasure Potato in your heart, even though he was gone. You still never forget what Ludwig did, but still to this day you continue to love him. You also never skip or run late for training!

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Well, I'm finished with this! Honestly, throughout the entire time I was writing this I couldn't help but laugh XD

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