Hetalia x Reader Oneshots!

That Chick (Nordic Five! x Reader)

A Danish man walked up to a doorstep, one of Lukas's good friends by the name of Vladimir; Lukas had recommended him for the Dane's plan for his Halloween the coming night.

He banged on the door, impatiently waiting for the Romanian to open the door. "What do you want now...?" Vladimir sighed.

Mathias noticed that he seemed in a foul mood at the moment. Maybe he was on his vampire period? Who knows.

"Tell me your secret to being a vampire." Mathias demanded eagerly, his blond hair falling in his face.

"How many times do I have to tell you; I'm NOT a vampire."

"Yes you are,"

"Nu,"

"Tell me the secret,"

Vladimir sighed, giving in finally. "Okay, okay, fine. First off: you go to Party City and place 5 vampire fangs into your shopping cart. Secondly; you walk down the aisle a bit and then add 5 capes to the cart. Third; you walk to the check out and pay. Fourth; you go home and put on the costume. There you have it, that's how you be a vampire!"

Mathias stared at him, shaking his head in belief. "No, no, no. That can't be the way you're a vampire. Tell me the truth."

Vladimir started to look pissed off. Like, way more pissed off then whenever Mathias stole Lukas's butter. "Okay, I just told you now if you don't have anything else to say please leave my house, thank you."

Damn Vampires are sassy asf. Mathias thought to himself. With a frown, he nodded, walking down the steps of Vladimir's front porch. "Well, uh, I'll be at Party City now." With that, the Romanian man slammed his door shut.

•••

Mathias fumbled with the key as he stuck it into the lock, pushing the door open as he walked into his house, which also belong to the other Nordics.

"I'm home dudes! Meet me in the living room because I have some really kickass Halloween costumes for all of us!" Mathias called out as he put the key back into his pocket, walking through the doorway which led to the living room.

Waiting for the others to make it, he plopped down onto the couch, relaxing his shoulders as the party city bag sat next to him.

The other Nordics walked in, finding somewhere to sit down. Lukas, sadly, had nowhere else to sit, so he had to sit next to him.

"So, what did you want us to come here for?" Emil asked, sliding his phone into his pocket as he sat up in the recliner.

"Well, I know you guys have heard about the SUPER hot babe coming over tonight, so I have costumes for all of us!"

An uncomfortable silence filled the room as Berwald stared at Tino, making no emotion whatsoever.

"Babe," Berwald said as he placed his hand on Tino's arm, who was now laughing nervously.

"I'm not your babe!" Tino chuckled, scratching the back of his head.

"So anyway, we're all gonna' be vampires and we'll dress for the chick!"

"Do I really have to? It's not like I want a 'chick' right now, anyway." Emil forced a groan from his lips. "A chick is a yellow baby chicken. Why would I want to dress up for a chicken?"