Final Fantasy One Shots(Requests open!!)

Tseng! x Goth! Merc! Reader: You're Scary Hot

Okay, I have sooo many ideas for this one, but I think I'm gonna just write as I go, and hope to the gods this turns out well! This was requested by Chancellor_Izunia. So..... Enjoy!!

Tseng, the leader of the Turks, never thought his missions could get any weirder. Normally, he's assigned simple missions, protecting the Vice President Rufus Shinra, and helping the other Turks with clean up missions. But that was rare. Until today, unbegonst to him. He got called in the middle of finishing up some paperwork to the boss's office, and when he got there, Rufus greeted him with a smile. I hope he wasn't planning anything dumb.

"President." Tseng bowed slightly, hand over his chest. Rufus smiled. Oh how he loved that title. He stood up from his chair, and picked up a picture of a woman with e/c eyes. He ran his finger along the edges, sighing.

"There's a merc threatening to destroy everything I worked hard for. I want her gone. As a matter of fact, bring her back here for further questioning." The merc he was mentioning was his ex, who had left him upon learning how badly his company was hurting the planet.

"Sir, I don't know if that's a good idea. Isn't that merc your ex?" Tseng knew all too well not to question his boss, but the girl had every good reason to leave her rocky relationship with Rufus.

"There's a huge bounty out on her head, and I'll be damned if I let anyone else get to her. Now go swiftly, and don't be afraid of her." Those last few words probed the Turk's mind as he hopped on a helicopter to the merc's last known location, Aerith's church.

"Fuck, why is it always the crazy looking ones...? Tseng spoke to himself when he finally laid eyes on his boss's ex girlfriend. She looked.... Different..... She no longer had her natural colored hair. It was rather long, and dyed black, and when the girl turned around from talking to the Ancient, he noticed her piercings; her nose ring, her cartridge was pierced, her lip ring, and her tongue piercing. That's not all he noticed. Her make up resembled that of a goth girl, and honestly, it freaked him out.

"What? You've never seen a girl before?" The merc rolled her eyes, looming towards him.

"Umm... I...." He blushed when you kicked him harshly, placing your boot on his chest.

"You know, for a Turk, you don't seem so keen on following orders. If you're here to bring me to that millionaire brat, you can forget it. I'm not going nowhere." The ancient, Aerith begged you to let him go, and you obeyed her, giving Tseng a death glare.

"You're lucky she's here. You would already be dead by now. Come on Aerith." The moment you got to the double doors, a bullet grazed your cheek and left a hole in the door. You whispered something to Aerith, and she nodded, telling you not to hurt him.

"Bullets, huh?" You drew your weapon, a shiny switchblade. "Tseng, you can walk away now unscathed. Or, you can make the stupid decision to stay and fight, mind you that I'm stronger than I look. You remember right?" You smirked. Tseng pointed his gun at you, hands shaking. Why is he feeling this way?

"You're scary hot, but I remember. The boss insisted that I bring you back to him." You laughed, doubling over.

"If you're gonna bullshit me, at least make it believable!" You straightened your posture, running at him with speed unlike anyone he's ever seen. If he were honest, he has always had a crush on you, even before your relationship with Rufus. All this time, he's kept this secret, and thought he'd take it to his grave. Now, who knows? He dodged your blade, and grabbed your wrist, only causing you to twist your body in the air to escape his grasp. You and Tseng fought for awhile before you were shocked to the point where you passed out. Tseng looked over at the culprit. Reno.

"What? You looked like you needed help yo. Now, you're welcome. Let's take this pretty little thing to the boss." Reno walked away, leaving you on the ground, unconscious. Tseng whispered an apology as he scooped you into his arms.

You woke up in a very familiar place. Rufus Shinra's office. You slowly sat up, feeling the aftershock Reno had given you. Your vision cleared fully, and the first thing you saw was a pair of ocean eyes.

"Rufus..... You son of a bitch...." You uttered as you stood up. Guards stood at attention, and Tseng stood behind the president's chair.

"Y/n, my love. Do you know how long I've been searching for you? How long I've been..... Yearning for you?" You scoffed, crossing your arms.

"You're a pathetic brat. I left you because of what you were doing to the planet. No more was I going to be your ditzy little girlfriend." You insulting him didn't seem to faze him one bit. In fact, he sent all the guards away, keeping Tseng on standby. He walked up to you, grabbing your face.

"You think you can escape me? Because you can't. You're mine forever Y/n. I don't care about what I'm doing to the planet. Now, remove all that unnecessary piercings and make up, and sit where you belong- in my lap like a good girl." You smirked, hatching a brilliant plan. You leaned in, whispering these words into his ear:

"I've got a much better idea Rufus." You kneed him in the crotch, making him fall to the floor, holding his groin.

"Sorry, but I've got better things to do than to mess around with the likes of you. Bye!" You ran out of the office, hearing the brat yell for Tseng to go after you. You kept on running, finally out of that stuffy building. Just when you thought you had gotten away, Tseng tackles you to the dirt.

"It's okay. I wanted to tell you how I felt about you before I report back to Rufus. Y/n, I love you. I always have. If you can't accept my feelings, then that's okay. Regardless, I'm going to release you and act like you got away." Hearing his confession, you kissed his cheek.

"I know. I love you too Chinese boy. I'll see you around?" He helped you up, pulled you close, and kissed you deeply.

"Definitely my love." And ever since, Tseng has never been happier.

I know that took FOREVER, and I'm really sorry it did. I'm ready to start writing more one shots again. Stay tuned for another Yandere Vincent x reader, and then my first Cid Highwind x reader