Damirae/demonbirds one shots

Discovery

"Bitches! Bitches! Come on down and assist good old Jason! I have a mission!" Jason Todd was being rowdy as ever in Wayne Manor. He returned there for a while and chose to annoy Dick and Tim while they were there too. How they envied Damian. He had his own place and the ability to refuse a get together.

Quickly Tim and Dick made their way to the cave where Jason was yelling from.

"We can hear you through the mic and the speakers good enough that you don't have to shout!" Yelled Tim. He was enjoying a nice coffee before Jason summoned him and Dick.

"Oh well where's the fun in that, Replacement?" Jason asked sarcastically.

"So what's the mission?" Dick asked. He was always the one to break the tension. Older brother stuff.

"Oh yeah... I present to you: Operation Demon Spawn Girlfriend!" Jason exclaimed as he brought a slide show up. It looked like he had a plan for something.

"Damian has a girlfriend?!" Tim asked.

"That's what I intend to find out, Timbo."

"Yeah, I'm out." Dick said.

"What?! Why?! You don't even know the plan!"

"Yeah but I know Damian. If this goes wrong he will literally try and decapitate us."

"Dick has a point, Jason. It's Damian. You know how close he actually came to stabbing me once?" Tim argued.

"Guys just hear me out first. Please?" Jason actually pulled out puppy eyes. It made the two more uncomfortable than anything. Nevertheless, they agreed to head his plan.

It was pretty simple, bring Damian there for help with a "mission" and tell him to bring some help. Chances were that his girlfriend was someone strong and capable. Just what they assumed his type was.

After they drag him there, they tie him up and make him listen to them as they pester him about a relationship. Simple, easy. What could go wrong?

"Hey there you are!"

"Todd." Damian said dismissively. As he walked through the door, he was follows by Raven. She looked very nervous and it was easy to understand why when it's your first time in the manor and with the sons of Batman.

"Oh and who's this?" Jason asked. He had actually met Raven before but he never had a conversation with her.

"Hi, I'm Raven. I'm Damian's... friend." Raven told him, in a pretty unconvincing manner.

"Oh my god I feel so bad for you." Jason said jokingly.

"Todd! Quit bothering her." Damian said with a glare.

"Ok, ok. Sorry my lord."

"Now what's this mission and where are the others?" Damian asked. Needless to say he did not want to be there. He was very keen to leave and he did not want to bring Raven to the manor. He didn't like seeing her uncomfortable. Then again, he couldn't wait for what was to come next.

"They're in the cave, come on."

"Hey, Little D. Raven."

"Hey you two."

"Afternoon."

As usual the greetings of the Bat's sons never really went well. The tension between them was pretty high because of their plan. Not only that but, it was odd for them all to be in the same room. They honestly had no problem with each other but, they were siblings. They never got along.

"What's the mission?"

"Well it's about THIS!" Jason exclaimed. He pulled a chain that was supposed to trigger a trap that would wrap Damian up. However, Damian saw it coming. He had actually snuck over earlier and learned of the plans and altered them. He knew exactly how a meeting between them all would go. He knew Jason had found some evidence and now he was going to rub it in his face.

Jason, Tim and Dick all went up and hanged from the ceiling upside down. Damian simply smirked while Raven started cracking up and held Damian's arm as she bent down to laugh.

"What the fuck?! How?!"

"You honestly thought this would work? I must say, Todd, I'm offended and disappointed." Damian said in a fake tone of hurt.

"Oh for god's sake, Damian let me and Dick down. We had basically zero involvement, it was all Jason." Tim protested in a bored tone.

Dick didn't look surprised and knew better than to stomp on Damian's moment so he stayed quiet. Damian would release him when he's done.

"Here's a coffee now shut up."

"Ok." Tim took the coffee with his free hand and began to somehow drink upside down.

"Now you wanted to know if I have a girlfriend correct?"

"Yes! Please tell!"

"Fine. Raven?"

Raven lost the nervous look from before and smirked before she placed a kiss on Damian's cheek and held his arm.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Damian's girlfriend." Raven stated. She sounded proud but maybe that wasn't the right word. It was more appreciative.

"I knew it." Dick said plainly. He looked bored. Tim spat his coffee in surprise and Jason looked like he had a heart attack.

"You!!??"

"Yep."

"How long?!"

"2 and a half years." Damian said with a smug smile. He wrapped his arm around Raven's waist as she moved closer to him.

"WHAT?! How have you kept it quiet for that long?!" Jason asked, jaw dropped.

"Simple. We're capable of doing this thing called: shutting our mouths and keeping a secure amount of control and privacy. Really Todd you should try it one day." Damian sarcastically stated.

"You son-of-a-bitch!"

"Are you living together then?!" Tim asked.

"Yes, Drake, we are. We have also moved into a nicer location."

"Dami, we should go. Titus and Alfred the cat will be fighting if we don't hurry. We may have to leave them there." Raven said as she pointed to the tied up siblings. She had a wide smirk on her face like Damian did. They were as bad as each other.

"Indeed, Beloved. Farewell. See you all another time."

"Hey wait!"

"Free UUUUUSSSSS!!"

Damian laughed on his way back up. Raven smiled at him and took his hand. He then smiled at her and the two shared a gentle kiss.

"How did it go, Master Damian?" Alfred asked. Needless to say that he found the idea entertaining and Damian sent him a video of what had happened.

"As you'll see in the video, it went well."

"Thanks for the help, Alfred."

"You're most welcome. Congratulations you two. Enjoy your new home. I shall visit when I can." Alfred smiled at them as Damian nodded at him. Raven smiled too. Alfred was the only one who knew of their relationship and he had been very supportive of it.

"Thank you, Alfred."

The two left with Damian still having a sinister smile. Raven wasn't much better and she had to admit she enjoyed herself.

"Thank you, Habibti."

"No problem."

"Let's go home."

"Ok. I love you. Thanks for sharing that with me. It was amazing."

"You're welcome. I love you too."