Damirae/demonbirds one shots

Great Team

Damian and Raven made a team. Here's what happened.

Jason: "So, you guys made a team?

Damian: "Yes."

Dick: "Who's on it."

Damian: "Raven and I."

Dick: "That's it?"

Raven: "Yes."

Dick: "No one else?"

Damian: "No."

Jason: "Can people join?"

Raven: "No."

Tim: "That's not really a team is it?"

Damian and Raven: "Yes!"

Jason: "What the fuck is happening?"

Alfred, appearing from behind: "I believe Master Damian and Miss Raven are trying to say they're in a relationship."

Dick, in shock: "Is that true?"

Damian: "Yes."

Jason, looking at Raven and pointing to Damian: "Him?"

Raven: "Yes."

Tim: "I thought you were in a relationship with Garfield?"

Raven: "That was a fake rumour to stop you from finding out about Damian and I."

Dick: "That rumour went on for three months!"

Damian: "For which we were dating four months at the time."

Bruce: "I'm very proud of you, Son."

Damian: "Why?"

Bruce: "You'll be the first to give me grandchildren."

Damian: "Father!"

Raven: "Did you tell him?!"

Damian: "No! I don't know how he knows!"

Dick: "You're pregnant?!"

Raven: "No..."

Dick: "Then wh-?"

Damian: "We... we already have a child."

Jason: "What?! I thought you'd been dating four months?!"

Damian: "Mistaken. We meant to say married."

Dick: *faints*

Tim: "How have you not told us any of this?!"

Damian: "Because we're the best team in existence."

Raven: *high fives Damian and kisses his cheek*

Bruce: *crying*

Alfred: "Master Bruce, are you crying? What's wrong, Sir."

Bruce: "My son is just a fucking legend, Alfred.