Killuas POV:
"Shut up, Illumi! I'm busy!" I yelled. "Killu, it's fine, really!" Gon said. We were playing a board game until Illumi decided to come up and tease us. "Don't tell me to shut up. Or else.." "Or else what, huh?!? You'll yell at me?" I laughed. "No, actually... " He said, smirking." I will tell Gon your middle names." Shit.... "You wouldn't fucking dare!" Gon looks over, confused. Leorio walks in, hearing yelling. "HE HAS 2 MIDDLE NAMES?!?!" Leorio yelled, causing Kurapika to walk in. "Well, Kil... They wanna know." Damn it, Illumi... "Fine! God... At least let me say it, dumbass." He rolled his eyes, waiting for me to say the worst thing ever. "My middle name.... Is uh... NONE KF YOUR DAM BUISNESS!-" "KILLUA EMILY-GRACE ZOLDYCK!" Illumi shouted. "Fuck....." Leorio was covering his mouth, holding in his stupid laughter. "Really? That's what you hate? Killu, it's just your middle names!" Gon said, hugging my side. I rolled my eyes, turning red. God! This is so embarrassing.... "Just... Don't ever use it, k?" Everyone nodded and went back to their own things, me and Gon finishing our game.
{Two weeks later}
"LEORIO I FUCKING HATE YOU OMG! WHY ARE YOU-" "KILLUA EMILY-GRACE ZOLDYCK! How dare you tell at me!" "You did not... You... Fucking... JERK!" Killua tackled Leorio and let's just say no one ever mentioned his middle name(s) again.
A/N Yo! I just randomly got this idea and I thought it was friking hilarious!!! Obviously, this isn't cannon (sadly) but it's always just in the back of my head and makes me laugh. This is from a video of hxh (think I put it at the top, if not I'll put it here :]) have a great day/night/afternoon BAIIIIII!!!
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Fanfictionjust some head cannons and occasional oneshots They are all sorted out into sections so if you look through, you'll be able to see what is what :) Ships include: *Leopika {Leorio × Kurapika} *Killugon/Gonkillu {Killua × Gon} *Hisoillu {Hisoka × Ill...
