Normal: Dialogue, Narrations
Italics: Thoughts
Bold: A/N, Quotes
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Issei Dxd belongs to @RWBY_LOVER_101 check that story out it is an amazing story
Without further ado let is begin
Issei: I am a brave boy
Aika pops up and says
Aika: Hello~
Issei: Not a brave enough boy for this!!
Issei runs the heck out of there
*Scene Break*
Ramen Guy: Welcome to Ichiraku Ramen, how tough are you?
Issei: How Tough am I !??!!? How Tough am I !?!?!? I am the strongest red dragon emperor, I have defeated thousands of foes, I managed to defeat Gaia and slay her, And you are asking me how tough am I !??!?!?!
Ramen guy: Yeah, you're not so tough, what about you?
Asia: I went to bed at 12 instead of 9 at night
Ramen guy: Yeah, you're pretty tough, go right ahead
Issei was in disbelief
Issei: W-What?..........
FUCK BEDTIME
*Scene Break*
Issei: Oh hey there good looking
Issei (Dxd): Same to you
Raynare: Ise~
Both Issei: Yeah?
Raynare gasps
Both Issei: Ray?
At Grigori headquarters
Phone: Fucking ring ring ring
Azazel picks up the phone
Azazel: Hello?
Raynare: AZAZEL-SAMA HELP!!!! THERE ARE TWO ISSEIS, PLEASE FIX THIS NOWWWWWWWW!?!??!?!?
*Scene Break*
Sans: You know what fallen angels say when they fall? I have fallen and I can't get up
Raynare: *Internal screaming*
*Scene Break*
Issei: *while looking at the downed Rias* Is someone here a doctor?
Asia: I-I am?
Issei: Well you're a nerd!!!
*Scene Break*
Lord Vladi: Oh you're approaching me, even though I have been enhanced by the holy grail and become immune to the sunlight, you still approach me.
Gasper: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting any closer
Lord Vladi: HOHO!! Then come as close as you like
*Scene Break*
Azazel: Pull the lever Vali!!!!
Vali pulls the lever, Azazel falls down
Azazel: WROOOONNNNGGGG LEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRRRR!!!!
Vali: Oh.....
*Scene Break*
YOU ARE READING
Reset: Going back to the past with changes
FanfictionInspired by my evil dragon storyline from Tales of the dark Universe as well as Issei Dxd, the story takes place after the evil dragon war, Issei finally wakes up from coma and realizes that none of the girls decided to take their time to visit him...
