Follow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues.
Season 1-10
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We see Ash on top of a cliff shooting his DMR down at some blues. There is a green telporter nearby.
"HAHAH! Die Blues!" Ash laughs.
Suddenly a green transparent Simmons pops up next to Ash.
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"Ash! Ash! Can you hear me?" Simmons ask.
Ash stops firing his DMR and reloads it while turning to Simmons. "Simmons?"
"I reconfigured a teleporter to allow me to communicate with you! I need to get you out of there."
"But I'm having fun." Ash mumbles.
"We're on a mission, We need you back here!"
"You can't tell me me what to do!"
Simmons looks to the side for a few seconds then back to Ash. "Sarge orders you to go to the teleporter."
Ash sighs and looks down. "Okay." He walks over to the telporter. "No one thinks about what, Ash wants."
Ash walks through the teleporter.
A few minutes later
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"And that brought you back here." Simmons says to Ash, Sarge and Caboose. "So, theoretically, one of these teleporters should transport us back to Blood Gulch or anywhere else that we want to go. You understand?"
"Yes." Caboose says. "No. What does 'thermaretically' mean?"
"It was theoretically, Caboose." Ash says. "Which means: 'in a way that relates to the theory of a subject or area of study rather than its practical application'." Everyone looks to Ash. "What? I'm insane, not fucking stupid!"
Simmons turns to Caboose. "I probably could've saved a lot of time by telling you these things work by magic."
"I thought you told the story well." Caboose says. "I liked all the parts with me in them."
"Any idea which one goes where?" Sarge asks Simmons.
"Yeah, um...Not really." Simmons says. "I found you three guys by accident, and I don't want to start using teleporters at random."
