Follow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues.
Season 1-10
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"Ok so let me get this straight." Simmons starts. "They were talking to the bomb."
Ash turns to Simmons. "See, I'm not the only one who does it."
Simmons looks at Ash. "Shut up, you're still crazy."
Grif speaks up. "Dude I don't even know. They mentioned something about candles and a bubble bath. And they were playing a kind of new age CD. Like a Yanni fan club meeting."
"That makes no sense at all." Sarge says.
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"Did you want to translate for us pinky-pants?" Sarge asks.
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"My guess is that they're trying to get the bomb to do something for them." Donut explains.
"And all of that sweet talk and candles would work on a bomb?" Simmons asks.
"It would work on me."
"Don't you see what they're trying to do?" Sarge asks.
"No, isn't that the point of this conversation?" Grif asks Sarge.
Sarge turns to Grif. "The Blues are obviously trying to coax the bomb into rearming. They're about to launch an attack. On us!"
"Why would they do that?" Grif asks.
"Because they're blues!" Sarge shouts. "Somebody get this kid the manual."
