Fade in to Blue Base
Washington: Alright Doc, I wanna ask you a few questions.
Doc: Where'd the red guys go? Did they get away?
Washington: Quiet. I'm asking you the questions, you're not asking me.
Doc: What kinda questions?
Washington: Hey I just said no questions.
Doc: Can I ask questions later?
Washington: Doc!
Doc: What? Oh that's a question, sorry. Go ahead.
Washington: You know what, get him out of there, I can't talk to him like this.
The Meta approaches and tries to get him loose
Doc: What're you- stop it.
Washington: What? Well, try pulling harder then.
Doc: Be gentle be gentle!
Washington: Grab lower, near the center of gravity.
Doc: He's got cold hands.
Washington: Try the codpiece.
The Meta gives an obvious look and sound of disapproval
Washington: Oh, uh- we're all adults here.
Meta: (growls)
Washington: No I don't wanna try.
Doc: Don't repress your feelings.
The Meta uses the grav lift to leap off the base
Washington: I can't interrogate him like this, it's ridiculous. I can't believe I have to deal with this. What're we gonna do!?
The Meta grabs the tow hook from the front of the jeep and tosses it up on base, trailing the cable behind it
Washington: Hmm, that might work.
Back in the dessert...
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"Heh-heh." Sarge chuckles. "Seems like all the kicking and blowing up put some life back in the little guy! That's adorable."
"Why are all his blue parts green? "Grif asks.
"I don't know." Caboose answers.
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The Weapons Guy
FanfictionFollow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues. Season 1-10 (I don't own anything other than Ash.)
