Follow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues.
Season 1-10
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"C'mon! Grif should be right over here." Simmons says.
"Don't listen to him Sarge." Donut says. "He's just trying to score more drugs to keep his habit alive. Remember last month when he asked for more money? It was for drugs!"
"That was part of a budgetary meeting, Donut!" Sarge explains. "He needed more funds for vehicle maintenance."
"Enabler!"
"I see something." Simmons says.
"Ah. There's my shotgun." Sarge says.
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"Mission accomplished." Sarge grabs his shotgun. "Excellent work, men!" He turns around. "Let's hang up a banner."
"There's Grif." Simmons says.
"Oh right. And Grif."
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"Excellent... something or other." Sarge says.
"I found Ash." Simmons says as he motions a little ways away.
Ash is lying on his back.
"Excellent work, men!" Sarge yells.
Grif groans.
"Why do I even bother?" Sarge says.
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"What happened?" Grif asks as the drugs are wearing off. "What did you do to me?"
Ash hops off the ground. "I've never slept that well before! .... What happened?"
"We got knocked the fuck out!" Simmons says as Ash walks over to them with his gun missing. "And the people who did it must have taken you."
"Oh right, ah..." Grif starts. "They kept asking me questions. They wanted information."
"Information?" Sarge asks. "What did they--"
"Whoa, whoa, they wanted information and they took you?" Simmons asks. "Why wouldn't they take me?"
"What did they look like?" Sarge asks.
"Sarge, please! I was right there next to you. If they needed information, why would they take you instead of me?"
"What, are you jealous?" Grif asks. "Jesus."
"No. I just think if you're gonna drug and torture people, you don't need to insult their intelligence too. That's just mean."
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"Yeah. You're jealous." Grif says.
Sarge speaks up. "Besides, you're taking all the fun out of interrogating."
