Same Old, Same Old

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The reds watch as Caboose dies

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The reds watch as Caboose dies.

"Whoa." Sarge says as he lowers his sniper. "Looks like the blue one just got killed by the tank."

"A Blue got killed by their own tank?" Simmons asks. "Man I just had the weirdest sense of Deja Vu."

Ash lowers his sniper. "Man, I actually kinda liked Caboose."

"Hey-ey." Grif speaks up. "Speaking of getting tanked. We should see if the Blues have any beer around here."

"Hey-oh!" Sarge shouts.

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The reds watch Caboose get sniped.

Sarge lowers his sniper. "Yowza! Looks like the blue one just got sniped."

Ash lowers his sniper. "Damn, he was the one I hated the least...... Deja Vu."

Grif speaks up. "Hey speaking of getting sniped. We should see if the Blues have any-.... beer around here?"

"What the fuck if that supposed to mean?" Simmons asks.

"I don't know. It sounded a lot funnier in my head before I said it.

"Man. I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.

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Sarge lowers his sniper. "Whoa, looks like the white guy just got stabbed."

"Eh, he was an ass away." Ash says as he lowers his sniper. "Deja Vu." Ash whispers. 

Grif speaks up. "Hey, speaking of getting stabbed... I think I have a headache all of a sudden. For some reason I want a beer."

"Man, I just had the weirdest sense of..." Simmons starts.
What's that thing called when you think you've done something, but you don't know if you did it?"

"How the fuck should I know?" Grif says.

"I feel bad for Caboose for some reason." Ash says.

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07-05-2022

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