Fade inside of the cave where Lopez is standing in front of Simmons. His armor is maroon with a brown trim. Simmons wakes up, chained to a stone ball.
Simmons: (moans) Ugh, what happened?
Lopez: Hola. [Hello.]
Simmons: What, am I dead? I see my body, am I in heaven?
Lopez: Estoy tomando su lugar en el equipo Rojo.[I am taking your place on Red Team.]
Simmons: (moans) Ugh, why is my body speaking Spanish? Oh no, did I go to Mexican heaven by mistake? That's like white people hell.
Lopez: No. Reemplazándote es la única manera de que obtenga acceso al equipo que requiero para estudiar estos terremotos.[No. Replacing you is the only way I can get access to the equipment I need to research these quakes.]
Simmons: I knew it! You just wanted to become super popular so you take my place!
Lopez: No tendría que ser súper popular para hacer eso.[I wouldn't need to be super popular to do that.]
Simmons: You're gonna regret this Lopez.
Lopez exits the cave leaving Simmons alone inside.
Lopez: No veo como.[I don't see how.]
Simmons: (yelling) We'll all regret this!
Lopez: ¡Eso ni siquiera tuvo sentido![That didn't even make sense!]
Cut to Sarge and Grif atop Red base.
Sarge: I still don't understand, how does more breaks make us more efficient?
Earthquake briefly occurs
Grif: It's simple, if we have less hours to do work, we got more done in less time. It's all ratios.
An explosion goes off within Red base.
Lopez-Simmons walks up to the two.
Lopez: (Spanish) ... Hola. [Hello.]
Sarge: Simmons, where in Sam hell have you been?
Lopez: Estudio...de cuevas.[Cave... study.]
Grif: You sound weird.
Sarge: Yeah, almost like he's speaking a foreign language, but he's speaking very slowly and clearly, so I understand what he means.
Grif: Me too.
Sarge: What have you been up to?
Lopez: Ya sabes. Las cosas típicas humanas como: orinar, y equivocándose en problemas de matemáticas sin razón alguna.[Oh you know. The usual human things like: urinating and getting math problems wrong for no reason.]
Grif: Sounds boring.
Sarge: I didn't understand that one.
Grif: Me neither, but boring is always a safe bet with Simmons.
Sarge: Good point.
Lopez: Por favor discúlpenme.Debo revisar algunos equipos.[Please excuse me. I need to check out some equipment.]
Grif: Okay. Bye Simmons.
Sarge: Good luck at whatever you're doing.
Lopez: Gracias.[Thank you.]
Lopez leaves and goes inside the Red base. Cut to Blue base where Tex meets up with Church, Tucker, and Caboose, who are all disoriented.
Church: Ooh man. Instead of a big white blur, now everything's just a big black blur.
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The Weapons Guy
FanfictionFollow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues. Season 1-10 (I don't own anything other than Ash.)
