Follow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues.
Season 1-10
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"Yep, that's a hole alright." Grif states.
"That's what I told you!" Simmons yells at Grif.
"Huh- And Sarge's body is gone."
"Right. I think it fell through that hole into the cavern.
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"Maybe he just disappeared. Dead things do that when you bury them. That's part of the circle of life y'know. It's a miracle when you think about it. No reason to go randomly exploring caves which may or may not contain hundreds of evil bats. THAT would just be interfering with gods divine plan."
"You make absolutely no sense." Ash says. "And Sarge wasn't dead! Also decomposing takes months! Even if he decomposed his armor would still be there. Finally, You're an idiot! We're going down there."
"Why?" Grif asks. "What do we really need Sarge for anyway? All he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck! We'll just split up his duty's! Simmons yells at me, and I'll tell you two you suck! Ash will build the crazy things."
"SHUT UP AND GET IN THE HOLE GRIF!" Simmons yells.
"I'M GONNA BUILD THE PLASMA REPEATER!" Ash yells.
"YOU SUCK SIMMONS!" Grif yells. "Oh man, this new system is already working out GREAT! We should have thought of this YEARS ago!"
"Grif, don't you understand that because we lost Sister, we are out numbered? We already lost Donut and Sarge, now it's four on three. The blues are probably gearing up for an attack RIGHT NOW! At any moment, they're gonna come over that hill, guns blazing, yelling 'CHARGE'!"
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Grif lands on the ground.
An explosion goes off above. "FUUUUUUUUCK!" Ash lands face first on the ground.
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"Uh- You didn't have to push!"
Ash gets up. "You didn't need to throw a grenade at me!"
"Yeah, I didn't have to, but it was sure fun!" Simmons says. "I got a cool screenshot from my visor of you both flailing too! Guess who has a new desktop wallpaper? This guy."
