Chairman: Dear Director.
Fade in to the Reds in one Warthog being chased by another
Chairman: Our laws are not designed to outline every possible infraction that may take place! However the spirit of the law is clear. Blatant disregard for the safety and well-being of our citizens, in any form, will always be a punishable offense, regardless of how well, or by whom that offense has been justified.
The Reds, minus Ash, are in the lead car, being fired upon
Simmons: Here they come!
Sarge: Simmons, what're you waitin' for? Shoot 'em!
Simmons: I can't! The stupid gun is jammed!
Sarge: Step on it, Grif.
Grif: Yeah, no shit!
Sarge: Whose idea was it to steal a jeep from these guys anyway?
Cut to Wash, Ash and the Blues watching
"Gah, I knew this plan wouldn't work!" Wash says.
"Man, that looks fun." Ash says.
Church looks to Wash. "We all knew this plan wouldn't work. None of our plans ever work."
"That's why we carry guns." Caboose explains.
Wash then mocks Sarge. "'We can get a car, no problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues, let us handle this.' Why did I even listen to them?"
"Because Red team is the best." Ash says.
"I told you not to." Church says to Wash.
Washington: Yeah, well, I already stopped listening to you three bases ago.
Caboose: Well that's not very-
Washington: And I never started listening to you.
The chase continues
Sarge: Force them into the wall!
Grif: On it!
The pursuing car enters the base
Grif: Where'd they go!?
Sarge: Did ya lose 'em?
Grif: Looks like it.
They skid to a stop as the other car works its way through the base
Sarge: What in Sam Hell? I don't believe it.
Grif: Well Sarge, I guess you owe me an apology. Turns out I'm not such a bad driver after-
The other jeep emerges from the base right in front of them
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The Weapons Guy
FanfictionFollow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues. Season 1-10 (I don't own anything other than Ash.)