Tucker is screaming, flying through the desert on his vehicle until he crashes.
Tucker: Fuck.
Pans out to Caboose and Sarge.
Caboose: Cannon's charged.
Sarge: Okay, fuck it, shoot 'em.
Caboose blows up the Mongoose. Ash reaches them as Tucker casually rolls out of the cave.
"Uh, hey guys." Tucker says. "Sorry about that."
"Tucker, where did you get that?!" Caboose asks.
"No! This is my ride!" Tucker says as he drives over to them. "The aliens gave it to me as a gift." Tucker hops out. "Pretty fucking cool."
"I want one." Ash says.
"Did they give you driving lessons too?" Grif asks.
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The Weapons Guy
FanfictionFollow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues. Season 1-10 (I don't own anything other than Ash.)